User:Kidneyfailure
This poor animal's name is Funny Frog and it has no home. On December 4th, 1969, it was brutally plucked out of its rainforest habitat by birds, the worst animals, and it has lived in despair and fear of death ever since. Funny Frog has tried living in schools, homes of children, and the inside of the ears of people in the past, but it has been removed every time, for nobody in this world seems to care about the welfare of a frog anymore. This is likely already the saddest story you have ever seen, but it is about to get even sadder. Today, Funny Frog's existence was erased and silenced in an Orwellian manner by members of this website when it was simply placed on a certain school's page in a quite harmless way. This is disgusting.
Funny Frog's dreams are to abolish capitalism and become the ruler of France, but it cannot do these things without your help. Donate $10,000 to the Funny Frog Association today to help Funny Frog live a full life without worry of being removed from its habitat.
Update: As of August 17th, 2023, at 1:13 AM EST, the Funny Frog Association has raised $7,392. I would like to inform the general public that Funny Frog is 59 years old, and if we do not take action and reach the association's monetary goal of $10,000, then Funny Frog could die alone and sad, as it is common knowledge that a frog's lifespan if mistreated and not given a proper home is only 62 years. If we get to $10,000, then Funny Frog could buy up to six apples, which would repel all doctors from him for at least six years, which would mean he would not be diagnosed with dementia, which means he would not get dementia, which means he would live forever, since the only real cause of death for frogs is dementia. Think about that for a moment. If we reach the Funny Frog Association's goal, Funny Frog will become immortal.
Donate to the FFA today and help Funny Frog buy six apples! Also sign the petition: https://chng.it/bK5KyvBQR5