Murphy's Laws

[binary010101]

Do you know any good ones?

A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

[robotman]

nice but what is this about??

[rocketman1555]

i thought that murphy's law was that what can go wrong will go wrong

[vofbassist]

Jeeze, that's my robot from last year during Robot Ramble. It was horrible.

[binary010101]

Sort of, but there's more than just that.

[robotman]

what r we sposed to do than?

[binary010101]

Know any good ones? If not, just look them up.

[vofbassist]

When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.

[robotman]

you robot will work perfectly till a competition and then it will die in a very spectacular way

[robotman]

Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.