Scioly Assassination Number 40: Death on the High Seas

[Assassinator]

Arrr, i would like t' welcome you t' another round o' Scioly Assassinator. Hoist the Main Sail and Lift the Anchor. Say good bye t' your lo'ed ones because we're goin' on a 'oyage and no one's gonna come back ali'e, shiver me timbers!

1. The rapscallions officers will be the next fi'e people who post. Put in a bit o' thought before postin'. If you have not been around for awhile, is less likely that you will be able t' identify me.

2. People will die. Howe'er, thar be some exceptions. Me will not pillage for what li'l booty thar may be administrators or moderators. In return, Me ask that they not re'eal my identity.

3. Shanty men officers may die, but a scalwags officer may protect another scalwags officer.

4. Once a rapscallions officer has made three incorrect accusations, may not accuse or protect anyone.

5. The assassin will pro'ide clues which plainly point t' his next 'ictim, and occasionally t' himself.

6. The assassin will continue t' post with his true account, and may pro'ide hints thar.

7. The assassin will write entertainin' and mildly gruesome accounts o' his kills.

8. When accusin' someone o' bein' Assasinator you must use the followin' template "I accuse (place name har) because (gi'e reason har)." If you don't use this template when accusin' the accusation won't count.

9. Once "killed" a user may not make any statements about the identity o' the Assasinator.

10.Ci'ilians may post

11.The assassinator is allowed t' pillage for what li'l booty thar may be if 3 days have passed since the postin' o' the clue and not all protects have been made. If all protects have been made and 4 days have passed since then the officers be all allowed one additional protect

12.If the assassinator does not reply in 8 days after all protects be made, each officer gets a free accusation. Howe'er that accusation must be made next time the user posts and cannot be stored as an extra one t' use later.

13. The Assasinator reser'es the right t' add t' these rules as deems necessary Aye.

[fmtiger124]

in

The rules are in pirate language.....

[starpug]

The assassinator thinks he's a Pirate? I can bearly read those rules, I hope the assassin hasn't changed anything .

I'm in

[rocketman1555]

i'm in

[Deeisenberg]

in
(I had nothing to do with giving the password or picking, I let robot handle it)

[blue cobra]

I'm in

[Assassinator]

The assassinator thinks he's a Pirate? I can bearly read those rules, I hope the assassin hasn't changed anything .

I'm in

Aye, I am a pirate. Do you think I'd be talkin' like this if Me was an Accountant?

Aye, now that we have our 'ictims, I will gi'e you your first clue Aye, me parrot concurs.

[gneissisnice]

This assassinator is full of win.
Please, I hope no one spoils this by doing something ridiculous like searching the forums for all references of pirates and then accusing everyone that comes up.

[starpug]

The assassinator thinks he's a Pirate? I can bearly read those rules, I hope the assassin hasn't changed anything .

I'm in

Aye, I am a pirate. Do you think I'd be talkin' like this if Me was an Accountant?

I don't care, talking like that makes it hard to read. I ask that you stop talking like that and talk like a normal person. It's also unfair to us because we can't analyze your speech patterns

[SOninja]

oh me god you be some real lootin', matey!
go an' hornswaggle 'em yellow bellied, lily-livered landlubbers and snatch 'em snallywag booty!
(I'll be cheerin' fer ye t' swaggle 'em lot o' scurvy bilge rats )

This prolly made me tide an' now i canna avast talkin' my swashbuckler speak!

EDIT: methinks this be jus' ingenius an' fun. Arrrr starpug don' be keel hauled! th' point o' th' game t'ain't speakin' patterns.
For all ye swabbies who think I be th' assassinator, I be nay that black spotted dumb. I wou' know swabbies wou' go try t' spoil this wi' th' language searchin' an' I wou' try t' disguise me speech anyhoo.