Instruments?

[brobo]

Yah! I agree COMPLETELY with tcle_me!
What's the difference between violist in the middle of the road and a squirle in the middle of the road?
A: The skid marks come BEFORE the squirle!

What's the difference between a violin and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline!

How do you know a violin is out of tune?
A: The bow is moving!


Take THAT!

[fmtiger124]

Yah! I agree COMPLETELY with tcle_me!
What's the difference between a band instrument player in the middle of the road and a squirle in the middle of the road?
A: The skid marks come BEFORE the squirle!

What's the difference between a Band instrument and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline!

How do you know a violin is out of tune?
A: The bow is moving! Gee perhaps thats how one TUNES you move the bow to hear what it sounds like then you *GASP* TUNE IT (tuning something many band players should try one day--it really helps how you sound)

alterations made

also ive noticed
Band people fail at playing fast
They also fail at playing simple scales (something to do with repeating the top note and going to high? idk)

[brobo]

Thanks a lot fmtiger.
You have no sense of humor, and as such, you killed all three of the jokes

[fmtiger124]

Thanks a lot fmtiger.
You have no sense of humor, and as such, you killed all three of the jokes

i merely altered the jokes so they were true the first 2 still work (i sorta killed the last one but who cares) and besides making fun of bands fails is fun

[brobo]

No you killed them all
Band is at least 10 times better!

[Avis_de-Incendia]

Why don't oboists eat bananas?
a)they can't find a zipper OR a pull tab

[brobo]

Whats 500 violist at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

[fmtiger124]

Whats 500 band instruments (unlike you I dont kill the people) at the bottom of the ocean?

A Message from the heavens saying "Get rid of band"

failure epic failure thats a terrible joke (and violists is spelled wrong)
as such alterations made

[brobo]

quit killing my jokes!

[karatekid44]

stop making idiotic jokes and maybe he will stop