Instruments?

[sewforlife]

I am on my 4th year of violin. I can't wait to get enough money for an electric one!

Viola>Violin EVERY DAY

My orchestra teacher has a book of viola jokes (How do you know if a viola is out of tune? When the bow is moving and there was also one about getting it in the toilet without touching the rim ). No offense to violists, though .
I was supposed to learn viola this year but my orchestra teacher never taught us more than about 15 mins worth.

i wanna learn electric cello as soon as im good enough on a normal one. T.T

[Avis_de-Incendia]

I am on my 4th year of violin. I can't wait to get enough money for an electric one!

Viola>Violin EVERY DAY

My orchestra teacher has a book of viola jokes (How do you know if a viola is out of tune? When the bow is moving and there was also one about getting it in the toilet without touching the rim ). No offense to violists, though .
I was supposed to learn viola this year but my orchestra teacher never taught us more than about 15 mins worth.

i wanna learn electric cello as soon as im good enough on a normal one. T.T

Did you ever know that cellists are considered the happiest of the four instruments of the orchestra? "Mellow Cello"

[binary010101]

Jokes told by viola players:

"How many trumpeters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three: One to screw it in and two to say how much better they would have done it."

"What's the difference between a trombonist dead in the road and a squirrel dead in the road?
The skid marks are in front of the squirrel."

"How do you make a trombonist's car more aerodynamic?
Take the Domino's sign off the roof."

"One day, a trombonist went to a rather shady part of a major city to buy a part for his trombone. He leaves the trombone in the car, and decides, 'Hey, it's only going to take about a minute, so I probably don't have to lock the door.' When he comes back out, the door to his car is ajar. 'Oh, no,' he cries, 'what if they stole my trombone?' He looks and finds two trombones in his car."

"Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?
Because it burns longer."

"What is an oboe good for?
Lighting bassoons on fire."

"What is the range of a tuba?
Twenty yards if you have a good arm."

"What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Genius."

My apologies to the rest of the orchestra (who I've just managed to simultaneously offend, especially the trombonists). I don't mean it. Really.

[jazzy009]

Jokes told by viola players:

"One day, a trombonist went to a rather shady part of a major city to buy a part for his trombone. He leaves the trombone in the car, and decides, 'Hey, it's only going to take about a minute, so I probably don't have to lock the door.' When he comes back out, the door to his car is ajar. 'Oh, no,' he cries, 'what if they stole my trombone?' He looks and finds two trombones in his car."

That's a lot of trombone jokes
I'm gonna try this one! Not really...

[brobo]

Jokes told by viola players:
"Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?
Because it burns longer."

"What is an oboe good for?
Lighting bassoons on fire."

Hey! I play that, and my friend plays the bassoons! without us, the band is NOTHING!
As we say, two reeds are better than one, and you have none!

[tclme elmo]

Jokes told by viola players:
"Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?
Because it burns longer."

"What is an oboe good for?
Lighting bassoons on fire."

Hey! I play that, and my friend plays the bassoons! without us, the band is NOTHING!
As we say, two reeds are better than one, and you have none!

OMG sooooo true!! Never thought of that! Thanks!

[brobo]

Jokes told by viola players:
"Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?
Because it burns longer."

"What is an oboe good for?
Lighting bassoons on fire."

Hey! I play that, and my friend plays the bassoons! without us, the band is NOTHING!
As we say, two reeds are better than one, and you have none!

OMG sooooo true!! Never thought of that! Thanks!

Never thought of what?

[tclme elmo]

Hey! I play that, and my friend plays the bassoons! without us, the band is NOTHING!
As we say, two reeds are better than one, and you have none!

OMG sooooo true!! Never thought of that! Thanks!

Never thought of what?

"As we say, two reeds are better than one, and you have none!"

[brobo]

cause two reeds ARE better than one!
Stupid clarinets....
what do you play tcleme?

[tclme elmo]

piano violin and OBOE which is what were talking about here! yay oboes!