Corrupt a Wish

[BennyTheJett]

I wish that people would go along with the word games in keeping with the rules.

granted, but now the rules become really confusing, causing you to waste significant amounts of time in order to get 1 post out there.


I wish that I wasn't so sick right now.

[DragonTownEpic]

Granted, but your dance moves are also no longer sick.

I wish I could fall asleep whenever I wanted however long I wanted.

[MorningCoffee]

Granted, but now sleep does nothing to contribute to making you stay awake

I wish winter was slightly warmer in Pennsylvania, but still cold enough for snow.

[RiverWalker88]

Granted, but the snow just falls for ten minutes and nothing sticks to the ground, like it does here.

I wish for motivation.

[Jehosaphat]

Granted, but all you are motivated to do is clean your house.

I wish for a new laptop

[Pebble]

Granted, but FedEx mistreated your package and it won't turn on (maybe you can ask for a refund ig)

I wish for happiness!

[RiverWalker88]

Granted. Now, in addition to Joy, Fear, Sadness, Anger, and Disgust, you have another Pixar character "Happiness" joining the fray in your head. Everyone becomes very confused very quickly, and Happiness and Joy often (i.e. all the time) disagree on what would be the most positive thing that can be done for you. They spend most of their time fighting and arguing now, that all of the other emotions have had to step up to the console more. Unfortunately, the final result of this means that you are now feeling more of everything except joy/happiness.

I wish writing about myself was easier.

[Oly4Life]

Granted, but everyone thinks that you are narcissistic.

I wish that SciOly was an all-year event.

[randomdogonapc]

Granted, but all of the Flight kids get burnt out and start a revolt against the US government.

I wish that jetlag didn’t exist

[pumptato-cat]

HAHA I don't think there are enough of us to start a revolt-
Granted, but now you don't have an excuse to sleep all day and procrastinate and not do productive things(I need an excuse for this).

I wish that everything was cheaper why does balsa have to be so expensive I'm a broke hs student all I want is nice wood pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee