Scioly Assassination 152: Doofenshmirtz Evil, Incorporated!

[builderguy135]

vigenere cipher, key is "receipt":
One hundred forty-six blue crabs
Four dominoes
Nine golf balls
One wing nut
Thirty-nine nine-volt batteries
One copy of Scratch's source code
One suit of Temmie Armor

Blue crabs: Maryland
Dominoes and golf balls: Mopple
Wing nut and batteries: Battery Buggy
Scratch: Game On
Temmie Armor: hOi!!
Conclusion: it me

Looks correct

I'll protect LittleMissNyan because of the reasons they outlined above.

[k1208438]

hoi?
nevermind

[twoplustwoisten]

1 464 913 9911 (numbers from receipt) could be an ID clue. 464 is an Illinois telephone prefix. Could be nothing, I do have a tendency to overthink things

[Creationist127]

I go on break for two days, and the new sassy game starts without me? Nice.
Not that I could technically do that much anyway this game...

[HugoTroop]

I’ll sit out this one. I don’t trust myself not to slip up

[LittleMissNyan]

Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah, doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah, Agent B!
builderguy135 the Bat flies into Doofenshmirtz's lab through an air vent, where he finds the doctor himself waiting. "Ah, builderguy135 the Bat! What a pleasant surprise… and by that I mean what an unpleasant not-surprise!" At these words, a robotic arm with a butterfly net emerges from the wall, netting builderguy135.

"You're just in time to see me unveil my latest invention, the DOMINO-EFFECT-INATOR!" He gestures grandly toward a giant fist on a hydraulic piston, seemingly powered by dozens of crabs on hamster-wheel generators. You see, builderguy135, when I was a child, I loved to play with dominoes. I would line them all up in rows and patterns, and once I set them all up, I would watch them fall! But I would never reach that point—as soon as I got halfway, my brother and his friends would run by the house during one of their kickball games, shaking the room and making the dominoes fall before I was done!

"So now, I will show everyone how I felt by toppling all the buildings in the entire Tri-State Area! Except mine, of course." He presses a couple buttons on the machine, aiming it towards LittleMissNyan's apartment building. By this time, builderguy135 has gnawed through the butterfly net, and he flies into action, swiping and biting at Doofenshmirtz, and dodging his attempts to swat him. Doofenshmirtz steps and twists, trying to keep track of builderguy135. He trips over the Domino-Effect-Inator's generator and frees the crabs trapped inside, which run all over the room—stepping on the Domino-Effect-Inator's self-destruct button and pinching Doofenshmirtz silly. builderguy135 wings out of the chaos, leaving the mad scientist to shout, "CURSE—ow! Ouch, stop pinching! CURSE YOU, BUILDERGUY135 THE BAT!"

Later that day, the agents receive a transmission from Major Monogram, containing information filtered from Doofenshmirtz's web activity.

CLUE (Click to Show Hidden Text)

/ldNkjOv
/qnTciwR
/EnrvqAo
/uLqLbrc
/teaYzzW
/wdqoEpn
/rSvaqil
/uemcThw

[LittleMissNyan]

Neither HugoTroop nor Creationist127 may accuse or help solve ID clues, as they both know the Assassinator’s identity. They may be officers or help out with kill clues, if they wish.

If you're careful to only help with kill clues, either or both of you can participate, if you wish.

[sneepity]

oops didnt see clue, was taking a nap

I protect Sneepity because Sneepity

[builderguy135]

capital letters spell out "NOT REALLY WEST", cannot be b64 because the l would imply characters that start with 100101, which isn't possible in the standard 128 char ascii alphabet

[builderguy135]

I will protect EastStroudsburg13 because the clue spells out "not really west".