Corrupt a Wish

[SilverBreeze]

omg not alvin
how could you

:0

Not my Alvin!! Nooo

Cloud why did you do this to me >:(

NO BAD CLOUD DON'T HURT ALVIN

angry chirping in the distance in defense of Alvin

wat BC scioly secrets
granted, but every single plant is dead because it cant adjust to it always being fall all the time :000 even alvin D:

i wish lizzy appreciated hisoka T>T

Granted, but now you don't.

I wish I could sleep more easily.

[HugoTroop]

Granted, but you awake feeling more tired than you did when you fell asleep

I wish i could stand up quickly without getting dizzy

[Fyren]

Granted, but now you can't sit down quickly without getting dizzy.
I wish I could have chocolate.

[SilverBreeze]

Granted, but it's baking chocolate.

I wish weren't dehydrated.

[HugoTroop]

Granted, you are hungry

I wish shoes didn’t get dirty so quickly

[sneepity]

granted, but now they're extremely ugly
i wish i could color better

[Things2do]

Granted, but now you can't use your favorite writing utensils or stationary.

I wish the one chicken wouldn't've pooped on my pants leg whilst sitting on my lap today.

[SilverBreeze]

Granted, but all the other ones jumped up and pooped on your shirt now.

I wish we could bring the cheecans on Mars back to Earth.

[HugoTroop]

Granted, you can easily bring the bodies of cheecans back to Earth. They’re just no longer ... alive

I wish i didn’t have to google what words mean so often during text conversations

[SilverBreeze]

Granted, but now you have to search them on Internet Explorer.

I wish teachers would stop assigning a ridiculous amount of homework far beyond reasonable practice.