SciOly Assassination 144: Avalon

[Tailsfan101]

"And watch him die by fish" - /slap on the IRC? (<USER> slaps <USER> around a bit with a large trout)
Maps may also refer to me, as I did Road Scholar for three years and am doing GeoLogic Mapping.
"Funeral grim" reminds me of Chopin's Funeral March, and my profile lists Chopin as one of my interests.

[LittleMissNyan]

"And watch him die by fish" - /slap on the IRC? (<USER> slaps <USER> around a bit with a large trout)

Wait that's a thing?

[Things2do]

The sheer impunity...

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: <mordredjoemama@yahoo.com>
Reply-To: <mordredjoemama@yahoo.com>
Date: Thursday, November 14, 2019 at 11:57 PM
To: kingarthur@camelot.com
Subject: [EXT] ur trash kid

Ok boomer,
You’re slipping. Your knights are slipping. Y’all are about to lose, ya know? You may have saved Adi1008 from my poisonous cookie, but windu34 and bernard both still died. Wanna hear how? First, I let some Invasive Species loose in windu’s dorm. Then, I ran windu34 over with his own Electric Vehicles. And after that, I used his Robot Arm to stab him with a purple lightsaber. A pretty ironic death hehe. As for bernard, I gave him a radioactive dog tag coated in arsenic. Long story short, it didn’t take long for him to lose that #dogswag.

Honestly, I gave you guys a whole extra day. But you only managed to solve one clue? Kinda sad ngl. A reminder that the score is 4 (y’all goody two shoes) to 3 (me and the boys), and I have 4 kills.

The 1st of the Primes,
Lives inside a square,
But these fire rhymes,
Can’t set aflame the horse’s hairs

But enough with the gibberish,
Consult the Maps to find this victim,
And watch him die by fish,
Before you attend my partner’s funeral grim.

So seek out the eleventh prime,
Who is definitely no mumbler,
Use factories and turn him into a product,
But remember to crunch your numbers.

I’m tired so I tell you one last thing, bro,
Listen carefully or you’ll be dead,
Round trip 92 miles flies the crow,
One trip is enough to make some bread.

24 HRS 48 HRS

Signed,
Mordred

Well, the first prime is 2, 2 squared is 4.
Horse's hairs on fire may refer to Ponyta and Rapidash, the Pokemon.
Maps may refer to GeoMaps or Road Scholar.
Fish may refer to... DPlanet Oceanography?
The eleventh prime is 31.
I don't understand the last stanza at all. Could be referring to the user Bread.

I've mentioned liking pi on here.
"Bread" is Hello's parting message on the IRC.
"#dogswag" is a IRC channel regarding the late Bernard.
"Bro" reminds me of this thread, started by vehicleguy: viewtopic.php?f=21&t=16234
I've used the BBCode, but that's probably too vague to point to me.
Bernard posted about adding the , but he's dead. viewtopic.php?f=24&t=9146&p=289953&hili ... gh#p289953
"92 miles" is probably important, since it's not a usual distance.
There's probably more, but I'm tired...

[Assassinator]

Sorry for posting this clue so late. Was hoping that there’d be slightly more participation if I waited but whatever I guess. For what a pitiful round that was - you knights didn’t even make an attempt to quest this time. What happened to your oaths of chivalry, honor, and not drinking so much bubble tea? Alas, dxu46 is dead as a doornail (heh alliteration) because of your great folly. I captured him, sat him down in my castle, and played rap songs until his classical ears began to spray blood from the pure disgust he felt. Alright there’s some serious ID mixed in with the kill clue, so pay attention. Follow directions, class.

CONSTANTVIGILANCE
Dkvndvneign
Egnkscnk4t7
VSAFXSFXZ
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XBCYSJWVWASZRWUZSSEEPNHWEC
Byvygoyg
HFHAFFZZFNQXMECASQSAPGH

[DatSciolyBoi]

Harry Potter?

[Creationist127]

One more kill, and the good guys will lose. Hmm.
[surfs that cryptii website for twenty minutes]
I figured it out! I accuse Things2do of being Mordred because of the chained vigenere ciphers in the clue--when decoded, they say "Tennessee," "Explorers Homeschool Academy," and "disproving climate change."

[TheCrazyChemist]

I support Creationist127's accusation of Things2Do being Mordred because Creationist's logic makes sense and if we don't solve this clue we lose.

[LittleMissNyan]

I ACCUSE THEMYSTERIOUSMAPMAN OF BEING AN AGENT OF EVIL BECAUSE THIS GAME IS PROBABLY ABOUT TO END AND I HAVE NO AUTHORITY THEREBY WASTING 10 SECONDS OF YOUR LIFE

[Things2do]

I am indeed Things2do.

[MadCow2357]

I am indeed Things2do.

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Is this a troll post or is it for real?