Corrupt a Wish

[Mr. Cool]

granted, but you'll have so much to do you'll get sick of it.
I wish my brothers weren't retarded

[oh joy]

granted, but they'll bcum smarter than u!
i wish my sister goes back 2 mars, where she originally came from.

[robotman]

but then she would lead the martian armies to destroy earth
i wish i had millions of dollars

[gneissisnice]

Granted, but then you'd get arrested because the money was stolen from a bank.
I wish I could just touch a book and instantly know and understand everything in it.

[robotman]

but then u would touch the telephone book and ur head would explode from to much knowledge
i wish i had magic

[dudeincolorado]

but then it would be like a harry potteresque adventure but seince it was already done you would be lableed unorigenal and that would just be bad (worse then the ashly simpson snl hodown)
i wish i had a glass of water that wasnt all deadly

[robotman]

granted but then u would die of food poisoning
i wish i had a farm

[dudeincolorado]

two words mad cow
i wished i had had a diffrent toe

[robotman]

granted but then it would be amputated
i wish i was immune to all diseases

[dudeincolorado]

but then you would die of old age
i wish EV was cheaper to make