101 stupid things you can say in a compitetion

[N1njA_DuDepic]

Below, post some stupid things you could say in a competition. Please number your ideas.
Ill start off.
Say I have no idea what I'm doing when handling HCl in Cant judge a powder

[asthedeer]

2. Apologize to everybody before the event starts for beating them so badly

[Cheesy Pie]

3. (while doing a building event or watching someone do one) "I TRIED SO HARD, AND GOT SO FAR, BUT IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER~!"
4. (standing behind someone doing an event) "BZZZT! Try again! You gonna lock that in? N00B! THAT'S WRONG! You lost all your money! Now face the camera and tell the world you are not smarter than a fifth grader!"

[henceagrin36]

5. (last year when Rocks and Minerals was still an event) "What's a rock? What's a mineral? What's the difference? THEY'RE ALL HARD STUFF." - my partner and I before nationals. T_T

[N1njA_DuDepic]

6) say my mom made me do this when you are in nationals.

[kjhsscioly]

7) "If I start running, follow me" - at a bottle rocket event, I believe.

8) "What's that duck over there?" - whilst pointing at a loon outside regionals.

[samlan16]

9) Giving your WIDI instructions the title "I think the proctor went dumpster diving judging by the contents of this test" at Nationals.

[Fibonacci924]

10) Say "I wonder how HCl reacts with [insert random competitor here]'s skin?" to your partner while doing CJAP.

[UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F]

Say "is this a fossil of a protozoan or plant" when you are doing Bio-process Lab [and then somehow get an 100].

[watermydoing14]

11) While using your 30 minutes of prep time in Mission Possible: My dad had a really rough time figuring out how to put together this part of the machine