Corrupt a Wish

[gneissisnice]

Granted, but the rest of your team will get last in every other event.
I wish I wasnt so lazy.

[Deeisenberg]

Granted, but then you would probably blow up the planet or something.
I wish that I didn't blow up the planet Pluto yesterday.
I would imagine you haven't heard of that yet, but just wait until yesterday. It'll be all over the papers.

[paradoxgirl]

granted, but then we would all still be alive tomorrow and pollute the planet even more

i wish i was mrs. matt damon

[cooltiger]

granted but then you die for some weird reson.

I wish that I crushed everyone else in my events.

[Deeisenberg]

Granted, but then it would only hurt more when I crushed you! (jk, jk, I'm not THAT pompous lol)

I wish that I had pyrokinesis.

[cooltiger]

Granted but nobody knows what that is so it dosn't really mean anything.
I wish I knew what that meant.

[Deeisenberg]

granted, but I am about to destroy your life's purpose of finding this out by telling you it means you can control fire with your mind.

I wish that I were a nice person.

[cooltiger]

Granted but then a mean person kills you.

I wish that I had pudding (again)!

[ichaelm]

Granted, but then I wouldn't because pudding is a zero-sum game.

I wish that the new assassination will start soon.

[sweetcoop]

granted but u will be the first to be killed
i wish i could be an officer for the nex assissinator