jokes

[rocketman1555]

one more from the old thread, just tell a joke

here's one the people from indiana should understand

there are four people in a car, one from iowa, one from idaho, one from indiana, and one from illinois. the man from iowa starts pulling ears of corn out of his bag and throwing them out the window, the man from idaho asks what he's doing, and the man from iowa answers, there are so many of these where i come from, i can't stand looking at them anymore. so the man from idaho starts pulling potatoes from his bag, and throws them out of the window, the man from indiana asks what he's doing, and the answer is there are so many of these where i come from that i can't stand looking at them anymore. so the man from indiana opens the car door and pushes the man from illinois out of the car.

[Mr. Cool]

haha. I've heard that joke, but with different people/things involved.
Here is a very corny joke.
What do Rabbits put in their computer?
Hoppy Discs!!!

[gneissisnice]

i got a blond joke (i apologize in advance to any blonds I may offend).
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are on the run from the police. They become cornered in an alley, and have no choice but to hide in potato sacks. "Follow my lead," the brunette whispers to her friends. The policemen walk into the alley, and the chief goes to the first sack with the brunette in it. He kicks it, and thinking quickly, she says "Woof woof", and the chief goes "oh, its only a dog." He kicks the next sack with the redhead in it, and she says "meow meow" and he says "oh, its only a cat". Then, he kicks the sack with the blond in it, and she says "Potato potato".

[Mr. Cool]

here's one that JeRRy told on the old forum.
A kid is failing math, so his father decides to enroll him in a private Catholic school, where he can get better teaching and more attention.
So the first grades come out and his father sees that he has an A in math. He asks him why he's improved so much and so quickly. The kid says, "on the first day of school I walked into class and sat down. I looked up and saw a guy nailed to a plus sign on the wall. Right then and there I knew that these guys didn't mess around when it came to math."

[rocketman1555]

great joke mr. cool

here's a classic,
why did the chicken cross the road?














to get to the other side

[dudeincolorado]

Ok heres one from whoopi i know random but she's amazing so theres a woman and she has to walk to walk to work everyday (she kinda wasnt good at driving) but here work was just about 2 blocks from where she live so it didnt bother her. So one day she's walking down the street and she hears someone behind her say ewwwwww your ugly! She turned around a saw that it was a parrot in a pet shop, but she couldnt do anything and figured it was just somthing it picked up from other people and walked away. The next day shes walking to waork again and hears again ewwwwww your UG-LAY! So this happend for about a week and then she finally had it. That day she stormed into the pet shop and demanded the owner remove the bird. The owner apoligized and promised that it wouldn't happen again. So the next day she walking by the pet shop and saw the bird and it said you know.

[science_geek]

I don't mean to offend any blonds with this joke, but anyway,

There are three girls, a blond, a brunette, and a redhead, who are sitting in a room where a magic mirror is located. When the girl goes up to this mirror, looks into it, and speaks the truth, she will get her prince charming and ride off to happiness. However, if she is to lie, then she will magically disappear and that will be the end of that. So, the redhead decides to go to the mirror first. She looks into it and says, "I think I am the smartest girl in the room." Granted it was a true statement, she got her prince charming and rode off to happiness. Next, the brunette walks to the mirror, looks and says, "I think I am the prettiest girl in the room." Granted it was a true, she too got her prince charming and rode off to happiness. Now it was the blond's turn to walk up to the mirror. She walks up, looks and says, "I think...*POOF!*

[gneissisnice]

Ok heres one from whoopi i know random but she's amazing so theres a woman and she has to walk to walk to work everyday (she kinda wasnt good at driving) but here work was just about 2 blocks from where she live so it didnt bother her. So one day she's walking down the street and she hears someone behind her say ewwwwww your ugly! She turned around a saw that it was a parrot in a pet shop, but she couldnt do anything and figured it was just somthing it picked up from other people and walked away. The next day shes walking to waork again and hears again ewwwwww your UG-LAY! So this happend for about a week and then she finally had it. That day she stormed into the pet shop and demanded the owner remove the bird. The owner apoligized and promised that it wouldn't happen again. So the next day she walking by the pet shop and saw the bird and it said you know.

um, i dont get it.

[rocketman1555]

Ok heres one from whoopi i know random but she's amazing so theres a woman and she has to walk to walk to work everyday (she kinda wasnt good at driving) but here work was just about 2 blocks from where she live so it didnt bother her. So one day she's walking down the street and she hears someone behind her say ewwwwww your ugly! She turned around a saw that it was a parrot in a pet shop, but she couldnt do anything and figured it was just somthing it picked up from other people and walked away. The next day shes walking to waork again and hears again ewwwwww your UG-LAY! So this happend for about a week and then she finally had it. That day she stormed into the pet shop and demanded the owner remove the bird. The owner apoligized and promised that it wouldn't happen again. So the next day she walking by the pet shop and saw the bird and it said you know.

um, i dont get it.

neither do i

[dudeincolorado]

it like the bird says you know (your ugly)...... oh well