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C'mon, just zinc of something. Don't let it be boron, though.

uh.. uh.. OXYGEN

Mmm...I only make jokes like these periodically

Teacher: Bobby, name the chemical composition of water.
Bobby: H, I, J, K, L, M, O!
Teacher: How come?
Bobby: Didn't you say that the chemical composition of water was H to O?

Boron: How was your date with Potassium?
Oxygen: I went OK.

There once was boy named Jimmy,
now he is no more,
what he thought was H2O,
was H2SO4!

Argon walks into a bar, the bartender yells "GET OUT WE DON'T SERVE NOBLE GASES". Argon doesn't react.

Jaol wrote:Argon walks into a bar, the bartender yells "GET OUT WE DON'T SERVE NOBLE GASES". Argon doesn't react.

In a similar vein:

Gold and Silver walk into a bar. The bartender yells, "Ey you, get outta the bar!" Gold leaves.

Hydrogen and potassium had an explosive kiss.
Hydrogen and oxygen had a wet kiss.
Hydrogen and chlorine had an acidic kiss.
Hydrogen is cheating.

Let me tell you a potassium joke
K...