Scioly Assassination 103: Murder by Death

[Assassinator]

Wanted:
5 Able-bodied detectives to aid the Rocket City police
force in solving the biggest mystery since sliced bread

Requirements:
Must be able to lift at least five pounds or more
Must have participated in Science Olympiad in last
forty years or next five
Must be able to utilize internet-based web forums

Your application must include:
The word "Application" in the subject
A statement of your intention to become an officer
The name of your favorite cereal

Please send all applications to
Assassinator
Town Hall, Rocket City CO 81705

[Littleboy]

Expect my application in the mail within the next few days.

[Cedavis6]

Oooh, I like this Sassy.

Probably not gonna be an officer, though. I'm gonna be busy the next few weeks with day camp and vacation.

Is it sad that I did a fan girl squeal when I saw this up?

[fozendog]

Sent in my App! Wooohh!

[Crazy Puny Man]

Just so no one goes and accuses me (TheGenius), I'm gonna be following/maybe participating in this game but I won't be an officer since I don't have a whole lot of experience

[mrburrito]

I want to be an officer!

EDIT: I, like CPM, don't have much experience, so I will require the aid of good informants.

[ScienceOlympian]

How is everyone?

[Crazy Puny Man]

CPM

Name's too long to spell, eh?

Edit: Littleboy, you posted 5 mins after the sassy did...

[Skink]

The zip code and the town don't match.

[silverheart7]

I applied