Scioly Assassination Number 13: pigeon is For Children

[JoeyC]

Welcome, honored guests. I have gathered you all here because you are the greatest minds on the planet. Unfortunately for you, I have also gathered you all here so I can assassinate you, one by one (all the doors lock). Nothing personal; it's just what I do. Now, to be nice, I will give you a chance to discover my identity and end this reign of the hunted. First, some ground rules:

1. The police officers will be the next five people who post. Put in a bit of thought before posting. If you have not been around for awhile, it is less likely that you will be able to identify me.

2. People will die. However, there are some exceptions. I will not kill administrators or moderators. In return, I ask that they not reveal my identity. However absolutely ANY other individuals may be targeted from the forum.

3. Once a police officer has made three incorrect accusations, he may not accuse or protect anyone.

4. The assassin will provide clues which plainly point to his next victim, and occasionally to himself.

5. The assassin will continue to post with his true account, and may provide hints there.

6. The assassin will write entertaining and mildly gruesome accounts of his kills.

7. When accusing someone of being Assasinator you must use the following template "I accuse (place name here) because (give reason here)." If you don't use this template when accusing, the accusation won't count.

8. Once "killed," a user may not make any statements about the identity of the Assasinator.

9. The Assasinator reserves the right to add to or change these rules as he deems necessary.

10. Non-players may post on this thread, but they may not aid the officers in any of their duties.

11. Tehkubix and Starpug may not participate in THIS round.

Remember: The only person you can trust is yourself. Everyone will claim to be innocent, but somebody will be lying. The only way to confirm someone's innocence (or guilt) is for an officer to submit a formal accusation.

I would also like to say that I intend to be more, oh I don't know, theatrical with this round.

Now that that's out of the way, I simply need to wait for the officers to name themselves. Choose wisely, as once we begin, there will be no mercy. Once I am done with you geniuses, the world shall be a better place. But enough chatter. Let the games begin!

[Aia]

I'm in.

[dudeincolorado]

I'm in but the title scares me....

[SiegeLord]

*cough* This isn't the right account you should be using.

[ichaelm]

As you can see, he's using the other account, so I don't know whom the assassin is. I'm in!!!

[eyeball138]

im in but its my first time so...

[JoeyC]

I am aware this is not the "correct" account, however it is the one that I was given.

[robotman]

im in you dont have the account that i put the avatar in it makes me feel bad

[vofbassist]

And the last one is me.

[sweetcoop]

darn i just missed it