Corny Science Jokes & Pickup lines

[isaysroar]

Hey everybody its time for a good laugh here. So to play the game you must post a funny science joke or pickup line. For example for a science joke: What did 2 hydrogen isotopes say when they were being fused together? A: He He
Or a corny pickup line example: Hey are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you got fine written all over you! Like that:) Enjoy the jokes and please post more jokes!!!!! (Must be appropriate) It's time Science Olympiad has had a laugh!

[Kokonilly]

I got this, guys.

Brain Cell: Hey, do you think you can do a bit of meiosis?
Skin Cell: Sorry, that's not my division.

Q: Why did the fungus and the algae get married?
A: They took a lichen to each other.

Q: Why can't you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
A: Because you can't cross a vector with a scalar.

Q: What do you get when you take the derivative of a dinosaur?
A: A velocityraptor.

This isn't science, but it's one of my favorites:
The past, present, and future all walk into a room. It was tense.

There are more, and I know a lot of nerdy pick-up lines, but I do have a shred of dignity.

[ThePrudentGuava]

Q: What weapon can you make from the chemicals Potassium, Nickel and Iron?
A: KNiFe

Q: How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam?
A: An itsy bitsy book

Q: What is the name of the first electricity detective?
A: Sherlock Ohms

What are these?-



* Mobile Ohm ,Ohm-less , Ohm on the Range, Ohm alone

[Skink]

The most overused ones are the calculus ones, I think.

Re: bad science jokes, you often seem them on SO shirts. Lots of element puns...

[ThePrudentGuava]

The most overused ones are the calculus ones, I think.

Re: bad science jokes, you often seem them on SO shirts. Lots of element puns...

hey Skink, you wanna hear a potassium joke?

[rissapf13]

All right, guys.

Don't really know many science jokes, but here are a couple of pretty bad ones:

What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium. Haha...

I would tell you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.

Sorry you had to sit through those Now for the pickup lines...

Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot!
Baby did you fart? 'Cause you blow me away!
Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see!
Baby you must be a broom, 'cause you just swept me off my feet!
Don't walk into that building-the sprinklers might go off!
Hey, I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
Do you have a band-aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you're magically delicious!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "u" and "I" together.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
You wust be Jamiacan, because Jamaican me crazy.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
We got to get out of here! The global warming enthusiasts are coming, and they're after you!

Yeah, those are corny. I've got plenty more!

[A Person]

Let's combine the two: I hope your favorite element is Uranium, because I love U.

Why am I participating in this?

[Cheesy Pie]

Not science, but math:

Are you 90 degrees? Because you look right!

[Things2do]

Why am I reviving this? And, WHY AM I PARTICIPATING?!?!

Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? You're CuTe.

Are you my appendix? I have a feeling I should take you out.

[TheChiScientist]

Why am I reviving this? And, WHY AM I PARTICIPATING?!?!

Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? You're CuTe.

Are you my appendix? I have a feeling I should take you out.

WHY!