Scioly Assassination 90: The Theory
Posted: August 18th, 2012, 4:00 pm
I am happy to join with you today what will go down in history as the greatest killings in all of history.
Eighty-nine short games ago, a great Founder, in whose glory we stand today, created this game. The decree of his killing gave hope to all future Assassinators. It gave joyful tears that they could finally kill again.
But eighty-nine games later, the Assassinator is still not free. Our lives are still crippled from the distress of being accused. Eighty-nine games later, the Assassinator is still not satisfied. Eighty-nine games later, the Assassinator can't achieve his goal. So we have come here today to stop this shameful happening.
Now enough of this chit chat. We are not here to here me talk, but to be killed.
But first, we need to set some simple rules.
1. The police officers will be the next five people who post. Put in a bit of thought before posting. If you have not been around for awhile, it is less likely that you will be able to identify me.
2. There will be five "informants" who will be the five people who post after the officers. They can each protect one time during this game. They will also replace an officer if deemed necessary.
3. People will die. However, there are some exceptions. I will not kill administrators. In return, I ask that they not reveal my identity.
4. Police officers may die, but they can protect themselves.
5. The assassin will provide clues that plainly point to his next victim, and occasionally to himself.
6. The assassin will continue to post with his true account, and may provide hints there.
7. The assassin will write entertaining and mildly gruesome accounts of his kills.
8. The Assassinator reserves the right to add to these rules as he deems necessary.
9. The Assassinator wins after each officer gets 3 blackmarks.
I have a theory that killing is fun.
I have a theory that you shall die.
I have a theory that all Assassinators will eventually be set free. Free to kill as they please.
Prove me wrong.
Good luck as you will need it.
Let the games begin.
Eighty-nine short games ago, a great Founder, in whose glory we stand today, created this game. The decree of his killing gave hope to all future Assassinators. It gave joyful tears that they could finally kill again.
But eighty-nine games later, the Assassinator is still not free. Our lives are still crippled from the distress of being accused. Eighty-nine games later, the Assassinator is still not satisfied. Eighty-nine games later, the Assassinator can't achieve his goal. So we have come here today to stop this shameful happening.
Now enough of this chit chat. We are not here to here me talk, but to be killed.
But first, we need to set some simple rules.
1. The police officers will be the next five people who post. Put in a bit of thought before posting. If you have not been around for awhile, it is less likely that you will be able to identify me.
2. There will be five "informants" who will be the five people who post after the officers. They can each protect one time during this game. They will also replace an officer if deemed necessary.
3. People will die. However, there are some exceptions. I will not kill administrators. In return, I ask that they not reveal my identity.
4. Police officers may die, but they can protect themselves.
5. The assassin will provide clues that plainly point to his next victim, and occasionally to himself.
6. The assassin will continue to post with his true account, and may provide hints there.
7. The assassin will write entertaining and mildly gruesome accounts of his kills.
8. The Assassinator reserves the right to add to these rules as he deems necessary.
9. The Assassinator wins after each officer gets 3 blackmarks.
I have a theory that killing is fun.
I have a theory that you shall die.
I have a theory that all Assassinators will eventually be set free. Free to kill as they please.
Prove me wrong.
Good luck as you will need it.
Let the games begin.
