Goofus and Gallant

[Cedavis6]

I am sure that at one point in your life you have read Highlights. In this magazine, there is a section that shows how you shouldn't and should behave called Goofus and Gallant. Goofus is the idiot who screws everything up, and Gallant is the pathetic nice guy. Let's have some fun with this, shall we?
Post something Gallant does, and someone else what Goofus does.
EXAMPLE:
Person 1: Gallant does not throw up during new Spongebob episodes.
Person 2: Goofus has shorted out the tv numerous times doing this.
Gallant gets to know people before he tries to murder them.

Get it?
Gallant refrains from killing people with spoons.

[knittingfrenzy18]

Ooh I know this.

Except I suppose we're upgrading it to different topics...
Many a man has been killed by Goofus' spoon...

Gallant remembers to let girls through the door first.

[Cedavis6]

Goofus closes the doors on their necks.
Gallant doesn't stalk.