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IMAGINE:
A big-time director has just purchased rights to make a movie out of our humble forum's favorite passtime. However, he needs some input from us.
So... I am asking you to do this:

• List 2 actors/actresses that should play you
  Describe a set for your home
  List an occupation for you to have full time

When I say to list actors to portray you, have some fun. They don't have to look like you or be the same race as you. The idea is that if you asked your friends if they should play you, you would get a big smile and a yes. I know someone who we decided could be played by either Justin Bieber or Eminem. He kind of looks like them, but not really, but with the whole picture... YES!
I'll go first:

• Jason Alexander, James Earl Jones
  A log cabin, with desks full of fossils and notes
  Paleontologist (duh)

I defy anyone who met me to give me a better actor assignment.
NOTE: Morgan Freeman is not an acceptable answer, because we all know that he will play DS, unless DS wants someone else.

Well, I don't know any actors so...

You don't know of any actors?

paleonaps wrote:A big-time director has just purchased rights to make a movie out of our humble forum's favorite passtime.

Why in the world would a director have to purchase the rights? And who gets paid for the rights? What if the director is assassinated?

JUST GO WITH IT.

List 2 actors/actresses that should play you-Matt Damon and George Clooney
Describe a set for your home-a dump
List an occupation for you to have full time-being smart

So...how do you find fault with me this time?

Its just my usual jerkish and arrogant reaction to anything I harshly judge as even slightly naive.

Still, I think it was a bit to harsh, and I apologize for the double facepalm. Though I feel compelled to say that this is a very strange idea for a posting game.

Anyway carry on.

It was originally going to be "Who should play you in a movie?" but somehow, to me, this sounded better. It really should have been "Who should play you in a movie?" though.
And come to think of it, it shouldn't be in Posting Games.
Apology accepted.