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[Liv]

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[starpug]

Apr 12 20:18:56 <manutd94> How do you become a moderator?
Apr 12 20:19:01 <Paradox21> Hopefully he will just go away.
Apr 12 20:19:15 <starpug> be awesome
Apr 12 20:19:20 <starpug> and mod the wiki and stuff
Apr 12 20:19:56 <manutd94> be awesome?
Apr 12 20:19:56 <manutd94> haha
Apr 12 20:20:40 <starpug> yeah
Apr 12 20:22:06 <Paradox21> The easiest method is bribery.
Apr 12 20:22:34 <starpug> a 1 million dollar check made out to DS's swiss account
Apr 12 20:22:42 <Paradox21> DS is particularly fond of Rolexes.

Apr 12 20:38:21 <starpug> <robodude> But I don't want to change it, because *this* is the design I have been working towards all year
Apr 12 20:38:27 <robodude> yes
Apr 12 20:38:28 <starpug> face it robo
Apr 12 20:38:37 <robodude> I don't want to scrap something that I've been working on so hard
Apr 12 20:38:37 <starpug> you're scared of change
Apr 12 20:38:41 <robodude> Yes I am
Apr 12 20:38:44 <robodude> I hate change
Apr 12 20:38:51 <manutd94> liberal >conservative
Apr 12 20:39:00 <brouhaha> ...
Apr 12 20:39:04 <starpug> well
Apr 12 20:39:14 <starpug> then I'm sorry
Apr 12 20:39:19 <robodude> I can't stand change
Apr 12 20:39:40 <starpug> enjoy your time calling Obama a Muslim and a fascist
Apr 12 20:39:56 <starpug> I can see the headlines now
Apr 12 20:39:58 <robodude> I used to be really upset in second and third grade when I went in and found that our teacher was out and that we would be having a subsitute
Apr 12 20:40:04 <robodude> Wait, what?
Apr 12 20:40:11 <robodude> I don't consider Obama a muslim
Apr 12 20:40:20 robodude robotman099
Apr 12 20:40:39 <robodude> So just because I don't like your idea, you think that I'm a conservatist, watch Fox News, and think that Obama's a muslim and a fascist?
Apr 12 20:40:47 <starpug> " robodude petitions to keep events same every year, doesn't like change"
Apr 12 20:40:48 <manutd94> brouhaha, top bar
Apr 12 20:40:59 <starpug> pretty much
Apr 12 20:41:02 <starpug> it's all clear now
Apr 12 20:41:05 <manutd94> that would be so boring
Apr 12 20:41:17 <robodude> No, I'm glad that RFS got rotated out and SS got replaced
Apr 12 20:41:24 <robodude> I'm glad that Robo-Cross became JYC
Apr 12 20:41:33 <robodude> I like change where change is appropriate
Apr 12 20:41:39 <robodude> and change is not needed in my contraption
Apr 12 20:41:44 <starpug> you're a hope hating, change despising, 2nd place looser
Apr 12 20:41:47 <Paradox21> yes it is/
Apr 12 20:41:55 <starpug> I never settle for second place
Apr 12 20:42:01 <robodude> "Hope hating"?
Apr 12 20:42:04 <Paradox21> 2nd is the worst.
Apr 12 20:42:10 <starpug> my entire Scioly medal collection is gold
Apr 12 20:42:10 <robodude> I don't "settle" for second place
Apr 12 20:42:17 <starpug> (Well most of it)
Apr 12 20:42:20 <robodude> If I win 2nd, then I will improve to get first
Apr 12 20:42:21 <Paradox21> You always wonder how much you would have needed to improve to get 1st.
Apr 12 20:42:23 <manutd94> of how many medals?
Apr 12 20:42:24 <starpug> ah but you do
Apr 12 20:42:31 <manutd94> pug
Apr 12 20:42:33 <starpug> 7
Apr 12 20:42:43 <robodude> However, I refuse to completely change something that works just fine, just because you don't like my design
Apr 12 20:42:47 <starpug> *6
Apr 12 20:42:50 <Paradox21> I am probably over half gold.
Apr 12 20:42:53 <starpug> 5 golds and a bronze
Apr 12 20:42:54  robodude regrets posting those pictures no
Apr 12 20:42:59 <robodude> now*
Apr 12 20:43:07 <Paradox21> I may have lost track, actually.
Apr 12 20:43:08 <Paradox21> Grr
Apr 12 20:43:10 <starpug> lol
Apr 12 20:43:23 <manutd94> 3 golds for me
Apr 12 20:43:28 <manutd94> 1 bronze
Apr 12 20:43:30 <starpug> replace design with system and you have the main argument against health care reform
Apr 12 20:43:44 <robotman099> broke 70 medals a little bit ago
Apr 12 20:43:54 <starpug> yeah robot, screw you
Apr 12 20:43:55 <starpug> :P

Apr 12 21:53:26  penclspinner ([email protected]) has joined #scioly
Apr 12 21:53:59 <starpug> hi penclspinner
Apr 12 21:54:04 <penclspinner> sup pug
Apr 12 21:54:25 <penclspinner> now I remember this being subject of a debate on teh forums
Apr 12 21:54:30 <penclspinner> but you're a girl yes?
Apr 12 21:54:36 <penclspinner> or was that someone else?
Apr 12 21:54:54 <penclspinner> and wow
Apr 12 21:54:55 <penclspinner> gh is not on
Apr 12 21:54:58 <penclspinner> that is so weird
Apr 12 21:55:52 <Paradox21> gh is a girl?
Apr 12 21:56:17 <penclspinner> haha
Apr 12 21:56:21 <penclspinner> no I was asking if pug was a girl
Apr 12 21:56:25 <penclspinner> I think that gh is a guy
Apr 12 21:56:31 <Paradox21> I think they both are.
Apr 12 21:56:36 <penclspinner> oh
Apr 12 21:56:37 <penclspinner> my bad
Apr 12 21:56:42 <starpug> >_>
Apr 12 21:56:51 <penclspinner> welcome to the internet =)
Apr 12 21:56:58 <Paradox21> Do you have a confession to make pug?
Apr 12 21:57:00  starpug reminds himself to get a nick change to something a little less androgenous

[zyzzyva980]

16:10 * zyzzyva98 forces lllazar to take typing lessons
16:10 <zyzzyva98> Only come back when you are at 70 WPM or above!
16:11 <lllazar> i already am
16:11 <zyzzyva98> really? In the standard or metric system?
16:11 <lllazar> lol
16:11 <lllazar> whats that supposed to mean
16:11 <zyzzyva98> Don't you know?
16:11 <zyzzyva98> There's a standard and metric system of typnig
16:12 <zyzzyva98> *Typing
16:12 <zyzzyva98> specifically, how to measure how fast you type
16:12 <zyzzyva98> Go look it up on Wikipedia
16:12 <zyzzyva98> now
16:12 <lllazar> o
16:12 <lllazar> well i type 74 words per minute
16:12 <lllazar> as in 74 words per minute
16:12 <zyzzyva98> In standard or metric?
16:13 <zyzzyva98> Come on!
16:13 <lllazar> standar
16:13 <zyzzyva98> standard?
16:13 <lllazar> standard
16:13 <zyzzyva98> hmm
16:13 <zyzzyva98> impressive
16:13 <zyzzyva98> so, what is your speed in metric?
16:13 <lllazar> how the pigeon do i calculate that...
16:13 <zyzzyva98> Well, it's sort of hard to convert
16:13 <zyzzyva98> metric calculates errors as well
16:13 <zyzzyva98> You have to take a seperate test
16:14 <lllazar> ok brb
16:14 <zyzzyva98> standard does not count errors
16:14 <zyzzyva98> lllazar: Here's a typing test
16:14 <lllazar> ok
16:14 <zyzzyva98> Type "Gullible" five times in a row
16:14 <lllazar> lol
16:14 <lllazar> nty

<starpug> THE BASILISK IS MY FRIEND
* starpug is a member of PETB
<starpug> People for the Ethical Treatment of Basilisks
<zyzzyva98> How are you not dead by now, starpug?
<starpug> because I love you

[RandomPerson]

<brobo> can't stay long
<brobo> Thursdays are my busy day
<fmtiger124> you!
<RandomPerson> brobo
<brobo> whats wrong?
<RandomPerson> fail
<zyzzyva98> It's Wednesday

[fmtiger124]

<brobo> Last pit stop clue? The intesipation is killing me!! >=D

[sweetcoop]

"Is the saftey on?"
BOOM!!
"I guess not"

That is the intellegence of some 8th graders on the Sci Oly team my freshman year who sent a 2 Liter bottle through a celing tile in the Middle School Science Lab. The sad part is that this year, 6 year after the incedent, the school repaired the tile and erased that history.

[starpug]

Apr 16 20:56:27 <EpicFailOlympian> who's EFO?


I'm picking through my logs, I'll have more soon

[Liv]

22:25 ***

quiz quit (Quit: Liv is a girl POINT AND LAUGH)

[brobo]

<zyzzyva98> I had to debate in a room 404 yesterday. I didn't think I'd be able to find it.

<EpicFailOlympian> os projects
^^I find much irony in this as EFO doesn't know the difference between an open source program and an "os"

These were the only two that I found quickly, although I'll look around for more. I know I have some logs somewhere...

EDIT: Just today....
<starpug> I have a log of the birth of brobo though
<brobo> O_O
<starpug> *the username not the person

[penclspinner]

Apr 12 21:53:26  penclspinner ([email protected]) has joined #scioly
Apr 12 21:53:59 <starpug> hi penclspinner
Apr 12 21:54:04 <penclspinner> sup pug
Apr 12 21:54:25 <penclspinner> now I remember this being subject of a debate on teh forums
Apr 12 21:54:30 <penclspinner> but you're a girl yes?
Apr 12 21:54:36 <penclspinner> or was that someone else?
Apr 12 21:54:54 <penclspinner> and wow
Apr 12 21:54:55 <penclspinner> gh is not on
Apr 12 21:54:58 <penclspinner> that is so weird
Apr 12 21:55:52 <Paradox21> gh is a girl?
Apr 12 21:56:17 <penclspinner> haha
Apr 12 21:56:21 <penclspinner> no I was asking if pug was a girl
Apr 12 21:56:25 <penclspinner> I think that gh is a guy
Apr 12 21:56:31 <Paradox21> I think they both are.
Apr 12 21:56:36 <penclspinner> oh
Apr 12 21:56:37 <penclspinner> my bad
Apr 12 21:56:42 <starpug> >_>
Apr 12 21:56:51 <penclspinner> welcome to the internet =)
Apr 12 21:56:58 <Paradox21> Do you have a confession to make pug?
Apr 12 21:57:00  starpug reminds himself to get a nick change to something a little less androgenous

Haha thanks for reminding me of how stupid I am....-__-