Scioly Assassination 61: Murder Theater

[Assassinator]

Hello. The killing theater welcomes you
I am William Shakespear your host this round
I was once thought dead, now you will be too
But yours is for real, killed without a sound
It is a fact that almost no one knows
Assassinator is my middle name
And as the number of my victims grows
No one will be able to keep me tame
A great playwrite is how I have been hailed
But murder was what I really did best
Officers, at the end you will have failed
And then you will be killed just like the rest
Step forward then if you think you can last
Only one result: on you will have passed

Here are the rules

1. The police officers will be the next five people who post. Put in a bit of thought before posting. If you have not been around for awhile, it is less likely that you will be able to identify me.

2. People will die. However, there are some exceptions. I will not kill administrators or moderators. In return, I ask that they not reveal my identity.

3. Police officers may die, but a police officer may protect another police officer.

4. Once a police officer has made three incorrect accusations, he may not accuse or protect anyone.

5. The assassin will provide clues which plainly point to his next victim, and occasionally to himself.

6. The assassin will continue to post with his true account, and may provide hints there.

7. The assassin will write entertaining and mildly gruesome accounts of his kills.

8. When accusing someone of being Assassinator you must use the following template "I accuse (place name here) because (give reason here)." If you don't use this template when accusing the accusation won't count.

9. Once "killed" a user may not make any statements about the identity of the Assassinator.

10. The assassinator is allowed to kill if 3 days have passed since the posting of the clue and not all protects have been made. If all protects have been made and 3 days have passed since then the officers are all allowed one additional protect

11. If the assassinator does not reply in 8 days after all protects are made, each officer gets a free accusation. However that accusation must be made next time the user posts and cannot be stored as an extra one to use later.

12. The Assassinator has the right to give bans to players who cheat in some way.

13. quizbowl13 is banned from participating in this game by order of the previous assassinator.

14. The Assassinator reserves the right to add to these rules as he deems necessary.

[lllazar]

INNNNNNNN

Wat was that a few seconds after you posted? Im so proud....tears...

[Liv]

ININININNNNNN

13. quizbowl13 is banned from participating in this game by order of the previous assassinator.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sassy spelled Shakespeare wrong and is a very good poet.

[brobo]

in

EDIT: I accuse gh of being the assassinator because AlphaTauri may think it to be funny to pick him. If I'm right, this shall be the fastest round ever.

[amerikestrel]

Shakespeare is spelled wrong. I suppose that may be on purpose.

Don't count me in though, I'm too busy.

[quizbowl]

ININININNNNNN

13. quizbowl13 is banned from participating in this game by order of the previous assassinator.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i hate you.
i hope you all get murdered

[brobo]

in

EDIT: I accuse gh of being the assassinator because AlphaTauri may think it to be funny to pick him. If I'm right, this shall be the fastest round ever.

Just making sure you saw this.

[zyzzyva980]

IN!

Glad I got on now.

EDIT: Uh, wow, robodude, that seems a bit out there. Way to climb my suspect list. That and misspelling Shakespeare's name. Speaking of Shakespeare, wouldn't the words ending in "ed" actually end in "[apostrophe] d"?

[Liv]

ININININNNNNN

13. quizbowl13 is banned from participating in this game by order of the previous assassinator.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i hate you.
i hope you all get murdered

Aw it's okay, two new rules were made in your favor

[Assassinator]

Way to get this game off to a bad start robodude, one black mark for you I am not gh.