Scioly Assassination 149: The Dark Knight Returns
Posted: June 28th, 2020, 3:30 pm
HELLO SCIOLY.ORG! THE JOKER HAS ARRIVED!
HAhaHA!
Well… it seems as though the Batman isn’t here to save you this time. But I can’t just do whatever I want, that wouldn’t be a very good game haHA!
I’ve gone ahead and set some rules for our cat and mouse game...
1. The officers will be the next five citizens who respond to this… notice. Except, you won’t quite be an officer. That’d wouldn’t be any fun, now would it? Make yourself a 'hero', give yourself a fun name and all that.
2. ‘Heroes’ can attempt to protect… hmmm… ONE citizen... of Scioly.org per clue.
3. If a hero makes three incorrect accusations, HAHAHAHA, well then the joke is on you...
4. The Joker will provide clues which clearly point to my next victim, or myself if I’m feeling fancy.
5. The Joker will continue to post with my true account and may provide hints there.
6. As ‘heroes’ you have to… follow the rules, so if you want to accuse someone you MUST use this phrase: Oh Joker, Oh Joker, are you ____? I will not hesitate to kill you if you attempt to accuse me another way. AhahAhaHaHA!
7. Once killed a citizen may not post… because they’ll be dead, of course.
8. Citizens may help your so-called... hahahahaha... ‘heroes’.
9. Each clue will last 48 hours, after which the Joker will kill.
10. If the Joker replies over 96 hours after my last post, then the joke is on me, the schemers… hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA... get one collective free accusation. The accusation must be made before my return. Wknxocc sc
11. Each ‘hero’ begins with zero accusations. You will earn an accusation with each correct protection. It wouldn’t be any fun if you had an advantage!
12. The Joker wins after 7 incorrect accusations have been made or 7 citizens are killed.
13. The Joker can and will add or change these rules if I want. Let’s make it a fun game!
14. HaHAHAHAhAHAHAhaHAHaHAHAHA
Oh by the way… the first clue is already out there! And anyone can answer this one...
HAhaHA!
Well… it seems as though the Batman isn’t here to save you this time. But I can’t just do whatever I want, that wouldn’t be a very good game haHA!
I’ve gone ahead and set some rules for our cat and mouse game...
1. The officers will be the next five citizens who respond to this… notice. Except, you won’t quite be an officer. That’d wouldn’t be any fun, now would it? Make yourself a 'hero', give yourself a fun name and all that.
2. ‘Heroes’ can attempt to protect… hmmm… ONE citizen... of Scioly.org per clue.
3. If a hero makes three incorrect accusations, HAHAHAHA, well then the joke is on you...
4. The Joker will provide clues which clearly point to my next victim, or myself if I’m feeling fancy.
5. The Joker will continue to post with my true account and may provide hints there.
6. As ‘heroes’ you have to… follow the rules, so if you want to accuse someone you MUST use this phrase: Oh Joker, Oh Joker, are you ____? I will not hesitate to kill you if you attempt to accuse me another way. AhahAhaHaHA!
7. Once killed a citizen may not post… because they’ll be dead, of course.
8. Citizens may help your so-called... hahahahaha... ‘heroes’.
9. Each clue will last 48 hours, after which the Joker will kill.
10. If the Joker replies over 96 hours after my last post, then the joke is on me, the schemers… hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA... get one collective free accusation. The accusation must be made before my return. Wknxocc sc
11. Each ‘hero’ begins with zero accusations. You will earn an accusation with each correct protection. It wouldn’t be any fun if you had an advantage!
12. The Joker wins after 7 incorrect accusations have been made or 7 citizens are killed.
13. The Joker can and will add or change these rules if I want. Let’s make it a fun game!
14. HaHAHAHAhAHAHAhaHAHaHAHAHA
Oh by the way… the first clue is already out there! And anyone can answer this one...