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Once apon a time there was a platipus named Albert. Albert lived in a beautiful house with his mother, his father and his grandma who were all also Platipuses. Arnolds life was wonderful until one day...(add on)

April Fools, albert is actually a starving russian serf during the 1940s, works in a russian textile plant for 25 rubles a day. Then japan gets nuked twice ...

Albert then proceeds to kill himself as his entire family starved to death as they did not work. It was either that or work on the frontiers of the red army.

Albert comes back alive because of some voodoo stuff, But then Finland wins the war, and poor albert is forced to migrate to Kyrgyzstan for asylum.

During his migration, Albert is climbing the mountains and sees a beautiful feild. He goes and sits in the feild and has a wonderful idea. He is going to write a novel. The novel will adress platipus rights and radishes. He cant find a publisher and...

Then he is arrested by the KGB and taken to a black site for writing about starting a 3rd revolution.He is promptly extradited by the CIA and then.......

A unicorn finds him, rescues him, and leads him to candy and happiness, but he does not want to tell the unicorn that they don't have his favorite candy, ...

Chocolate covered crisped rice. The Unicorn, named Alva, said that they would get some Tuesday. Seeing as how there a Star Trek movie reference in that sentence, the Klingons came and took him away in a Bird Of Prey...