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Joke of the Day
Posted: March 13th, 2018, 9:47 am
by Polar
Just thought these forums could use some jokes. Any jokes of any topic are OK, but please be appropriate!
What's the quickest way to determine the gender of a chromosome?
Pull down its genes!
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: March 13th, 2018, 9:49 am
by hippo9
They just found the gene for shyness!
They would have found it before but it was hiding behind other genes.
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: March 13th, 2018, 9:55 am
by Sequenced
Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: March 14th, 2018, 4:00 pm
by MattChina
Heisenberg gets pulled over while driving by a police officer. The police officer walks up to the car and says"did you know you were going 60mph" Heisenberg states" where am I?"
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: November 29th, 2023, 10:15 am
by onshape
bernard: hi
jaspattack: hi