Best comebacks EVER!

[Benewcomb]

Basic. Just tell us your best comebacks.
I’ll go.

I hope you step on a lego.

[lamppost]

When you don't have a good comeback..

At least I don't (insert insult here depending on situation)

[Tailsfan101]

They don't sell comebacks in your area.

[WhatScience?]

If you really want to demean somebody morally it is always dependent on the person you are attacking rather than the scenario

there insecurities, how they are perceived by others

Find those points and repeatedly hammer at them until they feel so down, you have clearly one

if you have not read that far in The Art of Personal Attacks by WhatScience? ... a few of the more basic ones are fine

[Benewcomb]

If you really want to demean somebody morally it is always dependent on the person you are attacking rather than the scenario

there insecurities, how they are perceived by others

Find those points and repeatedly hammer at them until they feel so down, you have clearly one

if you have not read that far in The Art of Personal Attacks by WhatScience? ... a few of the more basic ones are fine

No, you wrote a book? It must not be that popular, I’ve never heard of it.

[WhatScience?]

If you really want to demean somebody morally it is always dependent on the person you are attacking rather than the scenario

there insecurities, how they are perceived by others

Find those points and repeatedly hammer at them until they feel so down, you have clearly one

if you have not read that far in The Art of Personal Attacks by WhatScience? ... a few of the more basic ones are fine

No, you wrote a book? It must not be that popular, I’ve never heard of it.

I wrote it under my pen name, sun tzu..it's called the art of war...search it up

[lamppost]

If you really want to demean somebody morally it is always dependent on the person you are attacking rather than the scenario

there insecurities, how they are perceived by others

Find those points and repeatedly hammer at them until they feel so down, you have clearly one

if you have not read that far in The Art of Personal Attacks by WhatScience? ... a few of the more basic ones are fine

No, you wrote a book? It must not be that popular, I’ve never heard of it.

I wrote it under my pen name, sun tzu..it's called the art of war...search it up

That famous one!? WOW...

[Benewcomb]

If you really want to demean somebody morally it is always dependent on the person you are attacking rather than the scenario

there insecurities, how they are perceived by others

Find those points and repeatedly hammer at them until they feel so down, you have clearly one

if you have not read that far in The Art of Personal Attacks by WhatScience? ... a few of the more basic ones are fine

No, you wrote a book? It must not be that popular, I’ve never heard of it.

I wrote it under my pen name, sun tzu..it's called the art of war...search it up

It was a comeback...