Corrupt a Wish

[humanbeingofearth548]

Granted, but then someone gets jealous of you and breaks it after you master it...(I would want one too )
I wish I didn't have to run cardio at school...

[Cheesy Pie]

Granted, but you have to run cardio whenever you are out of school.
I wish my lunch weren't so late.

[GoofyFoofer]

Granted, but you have to run cardio whenever you are out of school.

Oh snap!

I wish my lunch weren't so late.

Granted, but the solution is to have no lunch at all.

[ceg7654]

I wish GoofyFoofer posted a wish along with his/her corruption.

[GoofyFoofer]

Oh yeah, I forgot.

Since when you corrupt wishes, you make them bad (the opposite of its previous state), I'll start with a bad wish so that you can corrupt it and make it good!
Therefore...
I wish Ebola would destroy humanity.

[OlyParent]

Granted, but everyone actually finds out that everyone who dies from Ebola actually gets better... and then dies from Ubola

I wish someone would post an incorruptable wish

[GoofyFoofer]

But I corrupt your wish first, so nobody will be able to post an incorruptable wish in time. (does that make sense? )
I'm out of ideas, so can somebody go for me?
Thanks.

[humanbeingofearth548]

Oh god..cardio out of school..0-0 THAT'S EVEN WORSE
but sure...I wish I didn't have that many projects to do.

[pikachu4919]

granted, but you have so much more homework that you also have to do.

I wish FOK1 wasn't so complicated to make out of mini-toobers

[Fibonacci924]

Then you would never get challenged and your whole life would be a waste.

I wish the topic for Meteorology would never change.