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how many tortoises can fit in my backyard?

None; your backyard no longer exists.
How do I come up with a science fair topic to research about?

0-volume-tortoise-cheecans.

How do I see colors?

You don't, for if you did, you would know that you can never truly see them.

Why are quarters whole?

Well if quarters weren't whole, they could be halves, and they're not halves, they're quarters. If they weren't quarters and instead they were halves, then they might still be wholes, because not wholes could be quarters.

So why did you start that cult?

College apps

Why does it take me so long to brush my teeth?

time dilation

when will covid end?

today
when will i sleep?

You will never again sleep, duh.

Why are apples orange?

Apples are orange because bananas are pear.

Is Wi-Fi a question?