Corrupt a Wish

[ceg7654]

Granted, but then the Entomology rules change. By a lot. I can't come up with any specifics right now but let's just say a lot.

I wish I could pass geometry with an A.

[GoofyFoofer]

Granted, but it doesn't matter, because you will fail all of your other classes.
I wish I could memorize every single detail in my study events, and build a perfect WI/DI.

[humanbeingofearth548]

Granted, but then for every other events, your team members will fail in...
I wish I could cook anything in the whole world, but without mistakes.

[asthedeer]

Granted, but then your building events all fail...

I wish I could get this chemistry done

[HeavyHitter406]

Granted, but then it turns out that you didn't need to do it in the first place (I am not assuming that you are talking about chem lab).

I wish I could find time during the week to study for my events.

[John Richardsim]

Granted, but then you must stop sleeping as much.

I wish I would stop coughing.

[asthedeer]

Granted, but then you'd start sneezing every ten minutes.

I wish this SciOly ban on me isn't there.

[hmath729]

Granted, but then how did you post????
I wish that all my events were super simple...

[asthedeer]

Granted, but then how did you post????
I wish that all my events were super simple...

SciOly ban is just on SciOly, not scioly.org... ;D

Granted, but then it would be super simple for everyone else, and it would be hard to medal.

I wish for ice cream.

[azuritemalachite]

Granted, but then you'll get a stomach ache.

I wish that cicadas weren't so loud at night.