Save the person on top of you!

[paradoxgirl]

when i waltz in with my utter ignorance of what any of that means, and my empty brain provides a vaccum for the acid rain to be sucked into. but then the acid starts to eat me up inside!

[2win]

I feed you something thats basic and you neutralize but then I get everexposed to some weird chemical

[KittehDruid4ever]

i give u lab coats and chemical splash googles and i save ur life from it but then they think we are doin crime busters,OH NO I NEVER GOT THAT STUFF!

[paradoxgirl]

again, how is that possibly life threatening? but anyway, i come in and save you with the superpowers of chuck norris, and he uses the fist under his beard to save you. but now chuck norris feels the need to karate chop something, and im in his way! i am about to be disassembled when...

[zeldamaniac95]

Daffy Duck comes in with a mallet and smashes Chuck Norris like they do in cartoons but Smashed Chuck turns into The Blob..

[2win]

Uhh. Sorry, I wanted to save you but can't cause I have no idea what the blob is. (please dont call me weird, I'm stuck inside doing math all day, so...)

[roolio]

I told you what the blob was, but then I got tackled by a wrestler.

[sadistic_cottoncandy]

at which point i was like "ew! spandex! gross!" and then i banished that stupid wrestler to Mexico, but that left all of his kick-boxing buddies very mad, and they were all coming after me when...

[2win]

I take the blob and put it on the wrestler's friends, but then that only makes the blob stronger and it get's mad at me

[[ [ not marykate ] ]]

so I distract the blob and give you a chance to run, but (because I'm SO graceful) I stop paying attention to where I'm going... and eventually find myself lying on train tracks with a compound fractured femur. Wait, what's that rumbling?