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Because peanuts are legumes and pistachios are treenuts.

Why am I getting random texts from people that don't seem like spam and more like someone texting the wrong number?

Because they're training you for college spam mail.
Why is there age restrictions on alcohol but not coffee?

there arent any age restrictions on alcohol if you drink it illegally

why are there 15 people on a scioly team (on a side note is the number 15 just arbitrary? )

Because the numerology 15 number is the leader, mercenary, business individuals and romantics . Also, they just wanted a neat number that would control the number of events each person did...

Why aren't dumb jokes funny to anyone [besides me >w<] ?

Because your humor is so advanced they can't comprehend it.

Why did vine have to go?

Because in SoCal we are short of water even when there's no drought and apparently it's too much to ask for plants to stay alive sometimes.

Why am I so sensitive to cold?

because when you're inside, the wind chill index is at its fullest force jkjk

why am i not a cloud?

Because you hate them.

Why am I not a wind?

Because there’s no such thing as “a wind”

Why does my friend think she’s busy even though she’s not?

EwwPhysics wrote: ↑March 8th, 2020, 7:46 am Because there’s no such thing as “a wind”

Why does my friend think she’s busy even though she’s not?

A Wind in the Door by Madeleine L'Engle because that's the easiest example I can think of.
Because she might be busy with personal things she can't tell you and it's not her responsibility to prove to someone she's busy.

Why does coronavirus exist?