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Because peanuts are legumes and pistachios are treenuts.

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Because they're training you for college spam mail.
Why is there age restrictions on alcohol but not coffee?
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there arent any age restrictions on alcohol if you drink it illegally

why are there 15 people on a scioly team (on a side note is the number 15 just arbitrary? :?: )
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Because the numerology 15 number is the leader, mercenary, business individuals and romantics :D. Also, they just wanted a neat number that would control the number of events each person did...

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Because your humor is so advanced they can't comprehend it.

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Because in SoCal we are short of water even when there's no drought and apparently it's too much to ask for plants to stay alive sometimes.

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because when you're inside, the wind chill index is at its fullest force jkjk

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Because you hate them.

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Because there’s no such thing as “a wind”

Why does my friend think she’s busy even though she’s not?
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EwwPhysics wrote: ↑Sun Mar 08, 2020 7:46 am Because there’s no such thing as “a wind”

Why does my friend think she’s busy even though she’s not?
A Wind in the Door by Madeleine L'Engle because that's the easiest example I can think of.
Because she might be busy with personal things she can't tell you and it's not her responsibility to prove to someone she's busy.

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