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granted but then you stroke out because your brain finds no challenge in things

I wish that I had some Butterfinger crisps.

granted, but they're infected with salmonella.

I wish I had the ability to teleport to any location I desired.

granted but then the receiver breaks mid transport and you are left scattered in the air forever.

I wish it was warmer.

granted, but extreme heat causes the electric wires in your house to melt.

I wish I didn't have to take health or interpersonal relations at my school although it's required. :(

Wish granted but you die early because of disease
I wish for nothing

Granted, but you become so depressed with your wishless life that you commit suicide and get eaten by vicious piranhas and suffocate to death. (I'm violent, I know)

I wish for world peace

granted, but your wish backfires and turns into world chaos



I wish for UNLIMITED MONEY

Granted, but then your giant bags of money would fall on your face and kill you in your sleep.

I wish that the alternates on our team weren't so freaking annoying.

Granted, but then the annoyingness (a real word) is what makes one so endearing. (Think about it.) Then the alternates start getting boring, and people start complaining about how dull the alternates are, then the coaches start replacing the alternates because of the large amount of complaints from the main team because of them. So now their removal from the team and the crushing of their dreams is your fault, and the guilt eventually kills you. (Unlikely scenario, but hey, you never know)

Now, I wish that someone would put up some tests for Heredity on the test exchange.

Granted, but then the annoyingness (a real word) is what makes one so endearing. (Think about it.) Then the alternates start getting boring, and people start complaining about how dull the alternates are, then the coaches start replacing the alternates because of the large amount of complaints from the main team because of them. So now their removal from the team and the crushing of their dreams is your fault, and the guilt eventually kills you. (Unlikely scenario, but hey, you never know)

Now, I wish that someone would put up some tests for Heredity on the test exchange.