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it rains , for some reason

what happens when a cheecan gets rained on?

nothing :000 it flaps its wings really hard so air pushes away all the water

wat happens when a chicken gets rained on?

It explodes. Largely. Very largely. And causes much panic. But lives through it. Because that's just what exploding chickens do you know? And when a chicken gets rained on it becomes an exploding chicken.

Why does the exploding chicken even exist?

It’s an Australian plan to blend in with the Emus

What is NASA?

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NASA was a plan to spread fake news about the earth being a sphere. NASA is a group run by the cheecans who overtook the previous NASA. it has been said that they plan to bring all of the cheecans from mars to earth, but this is only speculation

what kind of name does a cheecan have?

a string of numbers and letters. a lot like sassy clues

can cheecan into space?

Despite their bad grammar, cheecans can into space!

What is a cheecan's favorite food?

Chicken.

How long is the average lifespan of a cheecan?

4.2 years for every single cheecan

what's a cheecan's favorite book?