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granted, but then you get depression because you miss your brother so much that you overdose yourself with antidepressants and kill yourself.

I wish I could become as good at chemistry as Dr. Huang's chemistry students ...

granted, but they become super competetive and mess with you chemicals and create an explosion that kills you.

I wish that I would get to state science fair.

granted, but the judges hate your project so much that they splatter it with rotten tomatoes and jelly.

I wish I could master Forensics C.

granted, but you become a threat to mobs and they put a hit on you.

I wish that I could become a YouTube personality.

granted, but you post a video that you don't think is offensive but it turns out the video was very offensive to everyone else in the world and you got banned from Youtube.

I wish that I can get my forestry field guide soon. (GAHHHH AMAZON!! D:)

granted but there is anthrax in the pages.

I wish my ears wouldn't hurt so much

granted, but since the cause doesn't go away, a late diagnosis of your disease leads to worse consequences

I wish I will have a productive last few days of winter break.

Granted, but then your unproductiveness creeps in again during school days.

I wish that the popularity of the Twilight series will drop dramatically.

granted, but a new and worse series takes its place

I wish my cat would gain some smarts

granted, but you can't tease your cat as easily anymore

i wish I knew how adults think compared to non-adults