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Re: the WRONG answer game
Posted: August 8th, 2020, 7:32 pm
by Things2do
Well, you see, there are chickens on Mars...
Why does my grandmother's cockatiel like to lick me? Yes, I mean that as in she licks my finger with her tongue.
Re: the WRONG answer game
Posted: August 8th, 2020, 7:42 pm
by HugoTroop
The birds work for the government and that’s how the biometrics function.
Why are squirrels so incompetent at getting out of the way of cars?
Re: the WRONG answer game
Posted: August 8th, 2020, 8:07 pm
by Things2do
They're not incompetent, the skunks are.
Why are my YouTube views down?
Re: the WRONG answer game
Posted: August 9th, 2020, 10:03 pm
by RiverWalker88
YouTube has a bug where some views are actually negative views.
Why does code get bugs?
Re: the WRONG answer game
Posted: August 10th, 2020, 12:42 am
by SilverBreeze
People tried debugging it with DDT but the mosquito population developed a resistance.
Why do raccoons keep trying to eat my chickens?
Re: the WRONG answer game
Posted: August 10th, 2020, 5:43 pm
by RiverWalker88
Raccoons and chickens have a long history dating back to several million years ago where chickens actually ate raccoons. At some point, raccoons got tired of this and turned the tables. It is this way now.
Why do I have so much trouble coming up with a decent question?
Re: the WRONG answer game
Posted: August 10th, 2020, 11:42 pm
by SilverBreeze
Your explanation was too good and it sapped all your brain juices.
Why do I have so much trouble coming up with a decent explanation?
Re: the WRONG answer game
Posted: August 11th, 2020, 5:03 am
by IHateClouds
because scioly.org takes away your brain power by reminding you of all the studying you should be doing :0000
i mean. if everyone is having issues with thinking, its the only logical explanation
why isn't "chicken" spelled "cheecan" T>T
Re: the WRONG answer game
Posted: August 11th, 2020, 8:54 am
by RiverWalker88
Because, while they are still a nearly identical species, the cheecan still eats raccoons, while the chicken does not.
Why haven't raccoons gotten revenge on the cheecan yet?
Re: the WRONG answer game
Posted: August 11th, 2020, 9:59 am
by IHateClouds
because the cheecans are secretly made out of water vapor and condensation nuclei so the racoons had trouble attacking :0
what's a cheecan's favorite color?