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Light waves are screaming in agony.

Why do doors creak?

Well the "creak" is actually the screams of the elves that live in the door who fear for their lives as their homes are violently shifted from side to side.

Who was the first prime minister of Canada?

Canada doesn't exist after the UN accidentally did rm -rf canada.

Why do batteries have positive and negative terminals?

the battery is naturally positive, but one day it got sad so it tacked on a negative terminal
poor battery T^T

how does one become a note-taking machine?

get really good at robbing note stores

why do light bulbs burn out?

They get overwhelmed in their attempt to bring a little light to this dreary existence, and they just give up.

What does Sticky Keys do?

Stickey Keys are very annoying when i'm playing piano.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

The quality of the player

How do i read music?

I mean, that's not wrong, Hugo... jkjk both instruments are equally as great as the other
Also, you stare at the sheet music for 40 hours a day until you manage to comprehend it.
Why do I play the viola?

Well, you see, there are chickens on Mars...

Why does my grandmother's cockatiel like to lick me? Yes, I mean that as in she licks my finger with her tongue.