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There once was a goat that found salamanders in his uncle's father's brother's sister's womb and then he took Palin's weasel, Joe Fredrickson dude incolorado, and he decided to make little monkeys attack the ogre after spinning his ugly face on your mom's big, fat, ugly, cat.  The elephant cried away into the abyss of pain and destruction as a giraffe in the big brouhaha which stopped malfunctioning when monkeys ate banana splits that scream for ice sculptures in Pedobear, Arkansas that puked swagger during tornadoes that blew a flock of geese to the North Pole underneath the GIANT GLACIER NAMED BOB into oceans flying around Memphis, Tennessee inside monkeys.  Barf grass because they epically failed their essay.  Mother's uncle Chiliwing's dogs rapidly skip to Uranus because Saturn's gigantic and ugly rings plus its moons make them bright enough to quickly shine throughout the possum's big head and his big book.  Now, Science Olympians will dominate the Internet and rule the inner core, exploded when moderators due to cougar that has rashes on its eye when volcanoes oozed hydrochloric acid.  Suddenly, Jesus ate lettuce.  He wanted my bumblebee tuna but then had a craving for escargot so he indulged on a crystosphene which regurgitated into a shape that morphed into Joejonas. The halfblood dinosaur proceded to annoy his cheeseburger.  It decided to fight ninja's flying pilot trapeze aardvarks.  Then, waves fly across mountains milking ninjas and sucking goat genitalia which never ate purple bumblebees.  Then, chocolate covered light sabers were dumping pie grease poured down waterfalls.  Blue, purple Yuyoko is chomping on towers like poop with pee.