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But now your mouse has eaten all the cheese your computer runs on.

I wish my room could clean itself.

Yes, but now it's cleaning everything else.
I wish we would stop at a rest stop.

Granted. You'll stop, but you're car will break down.
I wish A Person will get away from me...

Granted, but as I leave I burn your house down.

I wish to be productive.

Granted, but you become so productive, your tasks become gradually impossible.
I wishI could be the Sassy.

Granted, but we all accuse you at once and the game never gets started.

I wish my room would stay this clean.

Granted, but you can't go in, otherwise you'd mess it up.
I wish I didn't feel so awkward on the phone.

Sure, but you're now significantly more awkward in person.

I wish you made a wish, iwonder

I wish the above wish.

You wished for more time before school.
You are given one more second.

I wish the rules would come out.