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Yes, buy now it's tacky.
I wish for a wish.

Sure, but it'll never be granted.

I wish that people would think the sassy clue was as easy as I do...

Granted, but you are thinking it wrong.
I wish kids didn't listen to the band that does Party Rock Anthem.

granted... but then no one would be sexy and they knew it...
i wish this game would end

Only for a game that was significantly more annoying to start.

I wish it would rain like this forever.

Granted, and you drown.
I wish my leukonychia would go away.

Only to be replaced by something worse.

I wish my coach knew how to use wordpress.

Now he doesn't know how to coach.
I wish I had superpowers.

(already doesn't... We haven't been to nats in 5 years, we used to go all the time)

Sure, you can breathe underwater, but you can breathe on land anymore.

I wish I could find a grant our team could apply for... Or donations, either would be nice...

Granted, but they're pathetic.
I wish my keyboard stopped acting up.