Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
"you, my friend, are in a parasocial relationship with real estate agent Malik Husain."
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"Hey [preschooler] can you tell us a rule in your family?"
"don't... sit on the toilet... backwards."
"don't... sit on the toilet... backwards."
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"I have another question! What time is it?"
"Uh, I don't have my watch with me, but judging from the tilt of the sun it's-"
"WRONG! It's TEA TIME!!"
"Uh, I don't have my watch with me, but judging from the tilt of the sun it's-"
"WRONG! It's TEA TIME!!"
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"i'm going to gargle your eyeballs"
"give me 2000$"
"Why?"
"i want a snake"
"no im saving for college"
"college is unnecessary"
"give me 2000$"
"Why?"
"i want a snake"
"no im saving for college"
"college is unnecessary"
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"The point is that I am now a perfectly safe penguin, and my colleague here is rapidly running out of limbs!"
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"Vehicular manslaughter." "That's not even a scam that's just murder." "Vehicular manslaughter. Bottom text."
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"When I die I'm going to donate my body to science. They'll dump me in a hypotonic solution for 3 days and then I'll get taller because osmosis and concentration diffusion"
"No you'll just be bloated"
"No you'll just be bloated"
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
"you read like vroom-vroom flash"
"If you look for the light, you can often find it. But if you look for the dark, that is all you'll ever see." - Uncle Iroh
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
person 1: "so is the LGBT community in the room with us right now?"
person 2: "yes."
person 1: confused pause
person 3: points at person 2
person 2: wheEze-
person 2: "yes."
person 1: confused pause
person 3: points at person 2
person 2: wheEze-
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