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eyeball138 wrote:Thanks for forgetting about me. I made four of those quotes gyourkos...not that it really matters.

You're welcome.

My team has many quotes also. Some of them are,

"Parker, you better have runned and hided!"
"I don't like scary movies, they scare me."
"She said stuff about things."

"may the mass x acceleration be with you"

"can i get 1/4 wood?" "why? i told you to get 1/8 or lower" "my mom said so"

"hammeryflickr!!!"

I love going to tournaments because they yield so many new awesome quotes. From my team's first competition:

"Hey, Fish!"

"It's like a Whoopee cushion, but better."

"What? What? What?"

"What about me? " "No, your shoes aren't awesome like ours."

"The PowerPuff Girls are hot, shut up."

"I just lost the game." "I just lost the game." "I just lost the game." "I just lost the game." "I just lost the game." "I just lost the game." "I just lost the game." "I just lost the game."

This was in my 6th grade year when the people doing bottle rocket wanted to see if the launcher would hold air in the bottle while we were in the science lab.


"Bang"
"What happened"
"Where did the bottle go"
points to celing with hole in it
"I think its up there"
"Next time put the saftey on"

This was right after i took the state test for road scholar that same year

coach-"Did the Road Scholar test seem easy"
Me and partner-"Yes it looked familiar"
Coach-"It should i was the one who wrote it and you used it to pratice earlier"
Me and partner-Smacks ourselves when we found out we took 7th place. I swear we doom the MS team to never medal in that event.

"We've hit an iceberg!"

"You're partner is plotting against you, muahahahahaha"

"That is sooooo vegetable"

Celeste wrote:

croman74 wrote:

Celeste wrote: No one will get this except me and a few friends: "Yu is a fish!"

I'm guessing you guys have a friend with the last name Yu. I do, and I always make fun of his name.

No, we don't. At this one meet, we got bored, so my friend was showing me some of the stuff she learned in Japanese class, especially funny mnemonic devices (ways to remember stuff). The symbol 'Yu' (I don't remember what it means) looks sort of like a little fish, so she said "Yu is a fish"! That got me laughing, and then we went over to this guy that was in her Japanese class and said "Yu is a fish" to him. He had no idea what we were talking about, so my friend and I cracked up laughing! It took him, like, a month to figure it out, but once he did, he thought it was funny, too.

Well, he sorta thought it was funny

We just had our first semi-serious practice a couple days ago, and we had some, shall we say, interesting quotes.

"We got first last year, so you don't have to do anything."
"You built that?" "Hey, anything to get on the coach's good side."
"Oh no, not you again..."
"I'm stuck with the smart people, so I can slack off."

There were others, but I'd probably get kicked off the site if I posted them.

Edit: Two more quotes I just remembered:

"Don't aim for the board, aim for the person holding the board."
"Pentathlon? Well, it depends on if you want a win or if you want comic value."

From States last year:

-"Where were you?"
-"He said it was in that direction" *points in that direction* "but it's in that direction." *points in opposite direction*

-"You look like the judges on American Idol." (while 3 of us were sitting in the seats next to the Trajectory impound)
- *argument ensues about who is which judge*

Coach-"Do you have the safety goggles?"
Me-"Uh, no." *runs back to team HQ in the rain, almost knocking over several people from the school team in the process*

And then there was the ride home, where everyone sang "99 bottles of beer on the wall". We actually got to zero.

"Sarcasm this early in the morning? I'm impressed."