jokes

[chastayo]

What is the result of a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Helen Keller? Endless Love

If you don't know how to score in tennis, you won't get the joke

[rocketman1555]

What is the result of a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Helen Keller? Endless Love

If you don't know how to score in tennis, you won't get the joke

i know how to score tennis and i still don't get it

[gneissisnice]

you know, theyre both blind, so its endless LOVE (i.e. zero) cause they both keep missing.

[dudeincolorado]

hehe SMART JOKE!!!

[gneissisnice]

I WOULD say that they joke was in bad taste, but it was funny . So youre off the hook.

[gneissisnice]

I have another Helen Keller joke, but people will hurt me if I say it.

[starpug]

New Joke

One day in the White House during a briefing between Condellezza Rice and George Bush

George: Condi! Nice to see you. Whats happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: Thats what I want to know.
Condi: Thats what Im telling you.
George: Thats what Im asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellows name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now what are you asking me for?
Condi: Im telling you, Hu is leading China.
George: Well, Im asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: Thats the mans name.
George: Thats whose name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: Thats correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
... continued
http://jokesjokes.org/item.php?id=8

[sciolykid101]

New Joke

One day in the White House during a briefing between Condellezza Rice and George Bush

George: Condi! Nice to see you. Whats happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: Thats what I want to know.
Condi: Thats what Im telling you.
George: Thats what Im asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellows name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now what are you asking me for?
Condi: Im telling you, Hu is leading China.
George: Well, Im asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: Thats the mans name.
George: Thats whose name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: Thats correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
... continued
http://jokesjokes.org/item.php?id=8

lol.

[gneissisnice]

haha, basically, a more political version of "Who's on First?". If you dont know what that is, google it or something cause i dont feel like typing the whole thing.

[oh joy]

heehee... a nifty one. i like it!