Scioly Assassination 90: The Theory

[iwonder]

Nope.

TPBM is TPBM.

-don't even ask me how this happened.. Sigh... Thanks chia.

[EpicFailOlympian]

Nope.

TPBM is TPBM.

-don't even ask me how this happened.. Sigh... Thanks chia.

Uhh, wrong tread?

[Cedavis6]

Somebody should protect Littleboy...

[iwonder]

?

[Cedavis6]

Look at how many small references are in the clue. (Meaning the references to things being small.)

[iwonder]

4 times, I counted twice mentioning elves, which probably doesn't matter, elevs are a common feature in santas workshop, so 2, and I counted a doll, as dolls are generally small, but that's just a toy a girl would want, so 1. I only see 1 reference to anything meaning small, if it's so much that you want to protect littleboy, I'm probably just being stupid in general today(see above post) and missing them...

[Littleboy]

I knew you weren't THAT dumb.
I finished my ducks before I expected and decided to go back to Christmas town early because I love Christmas so much. When I get there I find that my hot dogs are no longer frozen, but fully cooked. I guess I won't be eating any frozen hot dogs today. Oh well.
It is a little chilly here. I start to walk toward a few distant buildings when I run into an Elf. He directs to Santa's Workshop. I ask him, "Uh do you know where the nearest rest room is?" He tells me it is in the building. I quickly mapt out the way to the entrance. About a minute later, I arrive. The elves are busy working hard. The tag on one of the nearest tables says that the doll is going to a little girl in Rhode Island.
Find my target, or I add another kill to my resume.

I'll bold things that are small/little
Mention of little
Elf - they are small
minute - small unit of time
elves - see above
doll - they are small
little girl - littleboy
Rhode Island - smallest state
Thats 6 and there may be more that we are missing.

[chia]

Seems legit. I protect Littleboy for the above reasons. The capitalization of Elf may also reflect the capitalization of Littleboy.

[Cedavis6]

This may be the first time I solved a clue the right way.
How about that "I/it may be a typo" post? ID clue? Really just a typo with the I/it thing?

[iwonder]

Last crazy idea of the day...

If that's an id clue it could very easily be fozendog... There's a typo for you...

Plus, he hasn't been very active(seems like only 4-5 posts and 2 protects...), but he was able to protect himself 4 minutes after the sassy posted, and sassy was 2 minutes after one of his questions... This could be a conicedence, but it seems strange. Remember the rules never say the sassy couldn't be an officer.

Ehh, I'm obviously brain dead today, so ignore me if it seems stupid.