1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

[aim4me26]

125. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then shout something like, "There's no toilet paper in here!"
XDDD

[sciencegeek999]

126. Go to the dressing room where's there's a shop person coordinating everything. Take a "5" clothes card. Bring five clothes in, and walk out with only one shirt/pant, and wear four of the clothes with the tags pulled off.
127. Go to the video game center if you have one and try to open the glass locked video game shelf while screaming "It won't open.

[Cheesy Pie]

128. Take a shopping cart, tie a bunch of friends to it, and have them pull your "chariot." (Joke from French class)
129. Go into the food section and start rapping about the food. Make sure to say "Quay" at some point. (Another random joke from French)
130. Rickroll the cashier.

[KMHS_Dave]

Tackle the greeter.

[A Person]

132. Play hide-and-seek (they can't kick you out if they can't find you)

[Cedavis6]

133. Dress up in a long nyan cat costume with friends. Run around playing the nyan cat song. Have others stat dancing with nyan cat related objects. NYAN FLASHMOB!!!

[LCovington]

134. Be me

[EAtBaNAna]

135. Wear a long, black trenchcoat, and put loaded nerf guns in all of your pockets. Run around the store looking shady, then go up to a random person and say, "the rooster's in the nest." Then hand him or her the nerd gun, saying "use this wisely." Do that to random people until you ram out of nerf guns. Then run away, screaming " the transaction is almost complete!" Bonus if you use water balloons for your escape.

136. (This was done in a YouTube video by makemebad35) run around with two tennis balls, asking people "please itch my balls. Please!"

[smartgirl12]

137. wear a gas mask and run up to people and ask are u my mommy in a british accent
138. get your friend (who's a guy) to dress up like a girl and go in the boy's restroom
139. stand in a aisle with people in it and slowly walk sideways toward someone while staring every now and then at them then as soon as your close enough scream and run at them

[juicemanman]

140. Shout "Talk to me!!" really loudly over and over again. Wait until someone talks to you, then kick him/her and run around screaming "Creep! Creep! Creep! Go away!"
141. Go around with bananas and hug everyone you see. Then peel the bananas and squish them on the peoples' heads.