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I'm in junior year (11th Grade).

TNPM post a variation of the "What in tarnation" meme that involves science.

TNPM post an outdated meme

me-myself_i wrote:TNPM post an outdated meme

TNPM say what their favorite Spongebob episode is.

The one with that famous clarinetist guy who looks like a hippie squid ward, and where they get infused in concrete blocks or something.

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state the last time they flew, what airline it was, and what plane it was. (be careful, because I know my aviation)

I've never flown

TNPM have a joke that the vast majority of users wouldn't get

"So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov - problem was, we had a checkered tablecloth and it took him two hours to pass the salt!"

(Please tell me if you get the joke...)

TNPM must state the funniest true story he/she experienced.

-Groundhog- wrote:"So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov - problem was, we had a checkered tablecloth and it took him two hours to pass the salt!"

(Please tell me if you get the joke...)

TNPM must state the funniest true story he/she experienced.

Just a few weeks ago at a fancy restaurant:
Waiter: Hi young man, what would you like for dinner?

My little brother: I'll take the New York Steak please!

Waiter: Ok.. how would you like your steak cooked?

Little Brother: Cooked Please

Pretty funny right. It probably isn't the funniest in my life, but it's fresh, so I remember it well.

TNPM post an interesting/funny anagram

the eyes-they see

TNPM include a spoiler embedded in a hide

[hide]Jacob Kowalski loses all of his memories of magic, including Queenie. Newt meets up with him and gives him the means to open up his bakery in a really mysterious way. [/hide] It's a rather old spoiler, but still.

TNPM have all of the lyrics of Soak Up the Sun by Sheryl Crow.

My friend the communist
Holds meetings in his RV
I can't afford his gas
So I'm stuck here watching tv
I don't have digital
I don't have diddly squat
It's not having what you want
It's wanting what you've got
I'm gonna soak up the sun
I'm gonna tell everyone
To lighten up (I'm gonna tell 'em that)
I've got no one to blame
For every time I feel lame
I'm looking up
I'm gonna soak up the sun
I'm gonna soak up the sun
I've got a crummy job
It don't pay near enough
To buy the things it takes
To win me some of your love
Every time I turn around
I'm looking up, you're looking down
Maybe something's wrong with you
That makes you act the way you do
I'm gonna soak up the sun
I'm gonna tell everyone
To lighten up (I'm gonna tell 'em that)
I've got no one to blame
For every time I feel lame
I'm looking up
I'm gonna soak up the sun
I'm gonna soak up the sun
I'm gonna soak up the sun
While it's still free
I'm gonna soak up the sun
Before it goes out on me
Don't have no master suite
I'm still the king of me
You have a fancy ride, but baby
I'm the one who has the key
Every time I turn around
I'm looking up, you're looking down
Maybe something's wrong with you
That makes you act the way you do
Maybe I am crazy too
I'm gonna soak up the sun
I'm gonna tell everyone
To lighten up (I'm gonna tell 'em that)
I've got no one to blame
For every time I feel lame
I'm looking up
I'm gonna soak up the sun
I'm gonna soak up the sun
I'm gonna soak up the sun
Got my 45 on
So I can rock on

TNPM include an excerpt from the bee movie script