Riddles

[zyzzyva980]

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"You will sentence me to six years in prison"

[RandomPerson]

I believe I've told this to fmtiger before, so I would appreciated if he did not answer this one.

I just copied and pasted the answer, so please do not google.
You are inside a standard box-shaped room (four walls, floor, ceiling). There's nothing in the room except you, and you can't call for help in any way. There is no door, no windows, no trapdoors, no skylights, etc, etc. How do you get out?

[tclme elmo]

walk through the open doorway

[RandomPerson]

walk through the open doorway

Yep very good, everyone else I've told that too takes a while.

[tclme elmo]

haha yeah. I've heard it before.

[FueL]

Here's one that a friend told me.

You are stuck in a room with no exit, no windows, and a mirror and a table. Using both these items, how do you get out? (Hint: It involves major wordplay.)

[paleonaps]

Okay, here's one that takes a long explanation.
Two guys walk onto a restaurant on an island after 2 months of drifting in a storm on a trawler. They sit down, and because the waitress feels bad for them, she tells them that they can eat the only special for free: an albatross sandwich. They order it, and they each start eating. One guy smiles when he bites in, but the other runs out screaming. Why?
Sorry, I started this before I saw FueL's post.

[RandomPerson]

haha yeah. I've heard it before.

Then don't answer, you ruined it for the others.

[brobo]

Here's one that a friend told me.

You are stuck in a room with no exit, no windows, and a mirror and a table. Using both these items, how do you get out? (Hint: It involves major wordplay.)

You look at the mirror, then look away. You saw your reflection. You take the saw and cut the table in half. You put the two halves together to make a whole. You put the hole on the wall and jump out.

[FueL]

robodude is correct...