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Though I do make delicious omelets.

but then you would be like emril and be all famous and be in an ok movie with queen latifa and then be turned on by the food network and be moved to fine living
i wish that my hand writing was better

but then everyone can read ur writing and copy off u
i wish i had a boat

but then it would sink

i wish i was immortal

Granted, but you wouldnt have eternal youth so your body would keep aging into you turn to dust, but since you cant die you'll just sit around as dust forever and be really really bored.
I wish i could make things levitate with my mind. (telekinesis)

granted but you dont have controll over what you lift
i wish i didnt have some summer reading to cram

but then u would have a boring summer job
i wish i could go to a military surplus store

granted but you might have to join the military to go there
i wish i had no religon

but them you would feel all lefty outy
i wish the rules already came...

granted, but whn you get your rules, they will disinigrate into dust, and u will never get another copy....

i wish bio hw didnt take so long to do!