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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: January 5th, 2020, 7:49 pm
by SilverBreeze
"Those are its organs. It's vomiting up its organs at you because you made it mad."
Team captain practicing in the same room: "WHAT AM I HEARING?"
"Welcome to the world of bio events."
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: January 6th, 2020, 7:47 am
by Frost0125
I keep a list of the weird things my grade says ( there are only 19 kids in my grade)
-What is Mariah Carey
-Is wasabi a condiment?- no it is a cuisine
-When I'm stressed I throw a pen against the wall and watch it explode
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: January 9th, 2020, 6:47 am
by TheCowboyandhisArk
"Tu fais quoi?"
"I DONT WANT YOUR CHEESE"
"We know its bad, but we might need to practice eugenics"
"I knew I should have kept that book"
"I'm going to grind on you"
"Why can't words just be easy to pronounce, Life would be easier" (A native French speaker)
" Ah yes? weiner"
"Unmoist yourself"
(Those last two are good bc even i dont know the context behind them)
"I wanted it to explode so i kept poking it"
"If i peed in a bottle and put CO2 in it itd taste better than that"
theres one dump
i have MANY more
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: January 9th, 2020, 7:32 pm
by Things2do
"Girls need bigger pockets. I think we should start a movement."
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: January 10th, 2020, 5:13 am
by raytay
Things2do wrote: ↑January 9th, 2020, 7:32 pm
"Girls need bigger pockets. I think we should start a movement."
That reminded me of something I saw
https://www.bing.com/images/search?view ... 9903273243
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: January 10th, 2020, 8:09 am
by Umaroth
"Why would anyone find Benjamin Franklin attractive?"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: January 10th, 2020, 10:10 am
by Tailsfan101
"Don't eat your hair!"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: January 10th, 2020, 8:15 pm
by Things2do
Tailsfan101 wrote: ↑January 10th, 2020, 10:10 am
"Don't eat your hair!"
Been there, done that...
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: January 12th, 2020, 8:24 pm
by SilverBreeze
"Does that mean all airplanes are therefore geese?"
"Dying is bad for your health."
"And your grades."
"Rhodes Scholar."
(Anyone went to Mira Loma Invitational?)
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: January 12th, 2020, 8:32 pm
by SilverBreeze
Umaroth wrote: ↑January 10th, 2020, 8:09 am
"Why would anyone find Benjamin Franklin attractive?"
The context of this quote doesn't make it any less strange...
