Scioly Assassination 129: A Forbidden Love

[yxu08]

In the South- Southern States?
HP 60- hitpoints?
Energy- I don't know?
This sounds like PTCG.

I tried PTGC and got this pokemon...

Squirtle! (Click to Show Hidden Text)

[img]http://www.mypokecard.com/my/galery/3VHTdzQhoV9w.jpg[/img]

Anyone on the forums got pokemon related avatars? Also, Pikachu has 60 H.P but they are the electricity type.

*cough*cough*
Alolan Vulpix in the PTCG has 60 HP is technically a water type (because PTCI is too lazy to print seperate card types for ice AND water).
That's a fake card .
EDIT: Ya know, what because of this reasoning, I protect myself. Added on by the fact that Alolan Vulpix's attacks require 2 energy. Plus I am in Texas, which is as South as it gets!

Your avatar is Pokémon not a fox?

[hippo9]

Probably wrong, but HP are the two letter most people take away when they see the word hippo, and hippos can run surprisingly fast.

[dxu46]

There are many different versions of each Pokemon card. The Sun/Moon sets in total have a lot of Alolan Vulpixes, and (probably) they don't all have 60 HP.

[JoeyC]

There are many different versions of each Pokemon card. The Sun/Moon sets in total have a lot of Alolan Vulpixes, and (probably) they don't all have 60 HP.

They do. (why do I know this?)
There are I believe 3 in total, excluding the unreleased Japanese ones, and they all have 60 hp. 2 of them have an attack that costs no energy and another that costs 2 and the other no energy and 1.

[linzhiyan]

There are many different versions of each Pokemon card. The Sun/Moon sets in total have a lot of Alolan Vulpixes, and (probably) they don't all have 60 HP.

They do. (why do I know this?)
There are I believe 3 in total, excluding the unreleased Japanese ones, and they all have 60 hp. 2 of them have an attack that costs no energy and another that costs 2 and the other no energy and 1.

Huhhhh...???? Pokémon makes absolutely no sense...

[yxu08]

Probably wrong, but HP are the two letter most people take away when they see the word hippo, and hippos can run surprisingly fast.

I protect hippo9 based on his reasonings above.

[linzhiyan]

Oh, Sassy, oh, Sassy, where are you??
'Tis Sassy be late

[Assassinator]

Unfortunately for me, I wasn't able to reach JoeyC in time. He was packing and getting ready to leave. I thought I could make it. I thought. But, no. Right when I leaned into his car suck his blood, he slammed the car door close. JoeyC has correctly protected himself. Oh, well, better luck next time I guess.

Yxu08: Ayyyy, dxu, what’s up?
Dxu46: Nothing. I mean, regular day, regular stuff.
Yxu08: Oh, wow. Something’s gotta have changed, right??
Dxu46: My homework load just increased and I got scolded by my violin teacher at my lesson today, does that count?
Yxu08: Are you kidding? Please tell me you’re kidding…
Dxu46: Laugh as you wish, but I ain’t kiddin’.
Yxu08: You better get going on your homework then. And me, well, I’ve got some things to do too.
**hangs up**
#wyvjyhzapuhapvupzspm
48 hours

I apologize for the lateness of this clue. This is a more ideal time for me to post, so future clues will also be posted at around this time.

[PM2017]

if you convert the letters to numbers, with a being 1, you get: 23 25 22 10 25 08 26 01 16 21 08 01 16 22 21 16 26 19 16 13

if a equals 0, you get 22,25,21,9,24,7,25,0,15, 20, 7,0,15,21,20,15,25,18,15,12.

I'm not even sure if this is the right direction.

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Yxu08: You better get going on your homework then. And me, well, I’ve got some things to do too.
...

Perhaps a major ID clue.

[linzhiyan]

Ahhhh, #wyvjyhzapuhapvupzspm with a Caesar shift of 7 leads to #procrastinationislif!!!
I've said, "#procrastinationislife" on the forums like twice... Can someone protect me, please?? Also, if you encode #procrastinationislife, then the last [missing letter] is "l" which is what my username starts with...
I swear, Sassy, if you kill me, I will soooo expose you